Re: Jared/Jensen, mob!Jensen, college boy JaredlongsufferinglyDecember 16 2011, 18:43:03 UTC
"Flowers."
Jared looks up, and there's Jensen again. Jensen has been coming in to his store every few days, apparently courting him. Jared isn't actually totally sure. The first few times, it was, well, weird. In fact, Jared only figured out in retrospect that Jensen was hitting on him. The first time Jared had been pretty sure Jensen was trying to sell him "protection," like in a mob movie or something, and the second time he saw Jensen send a guy in to start making trouble. Which would have supported Jared's whole he's trying to sell me protection theory if Jensen hadn't come in and roughed the guy up for free afterward. And then he looked kind of adorably proud, like one of Jared's dogs bringing him a dead squirrel.
Then he started bringing candy and dog treats, and Jared realized he was flirting. Sort of.
And now it's flowers. They still have roots. It looks like Jensen just ripped them out of a planter. Possibly Jared's planter.
"Thanks," he says, delicately. "They're, uh. Nice."
Jensen lights up, and it's hard to really hold his ineptitude against him when he's so cute. "Yeah? I picked them myself."
"I can see that," says Jared. He pauses. "Look, are you trying to hit on me?"
"Um," says Jensen. "Yes?"
Jared nods. "And did it ever occur to you to, I don't know, ask me out? You know, Hi, I'm Jensen, I think you're cool, do you want to get dinner sometime? You had me half convinced you were in the mafia or something at first."
Jensen coughs. "What? No. That's ridiculous. I, uh, do something else. That is in no way involved in organized crime. I, um. Bank. I'm a banker."
Jared raises his eyebrows. "So, wait, you're really inept at dating and you're in the mafia?"
"Is it too late for me to try the asking you out to dinner thing?" he asks, a little plaintively. "I could do that. That sounds great."
Jared probably should not go out with--apparently--a mob guy. On the other hand, he's adorable.
Jared looks up, and there's Jensen again. Jensen has been coming in to his store every few days, apparently courting him. Jared isn't actually totally sure. The first few times, it was, well, weird. In fact, Jared only figured out in retrospect that Jensen was hitting on him. The first time Jared had been pretty sure Jensen was trying to sell him "protection," like in a mob movie or something, and the second time he saw Jensen send a guy in to start making trouble. Which would have supported Jared's whole he's trying to sell me protection theory if Jensen hadn't come in and roughed the guy up for free afterward. And then he looked kind of adorably proud, like one of Jared's dogs bringing him a dead squirrel.
Then he started bringing candy and dog treats, and Jared realized he was flirting. Sort of.
And now it's flowers. They still have roots. It looks like Jensen just ripped them out of a planter. Possibly Jared's planter.
"Thanks," he says, delicately. "They're, uh. Nice."
Jensen lights up, and it's hard to really hold his ineptitude against him when he's so cute. "Yeah? I picked them myself."
"I can see that," says Jared. He pauses. "Look, are you trying to hit on me?"
"Um," says Jensen. "Yes?"
Jared nods. "And did it ever occur to you to, I don't know, ask me out? You know, Hi, I'm Jensen, I think you're cool, do you want to get dinner sometime? You had me half convinced you were in the mafia or something at first."
Jensen coughs. "What? No. That's ridiculous. I, uh, do something else. That is in no way involved in organized crime. I, um. Bank. I'm a banker."
Jared raises his eyebrows. "So, wait, you're really inept at dating and you're in the mafia?"
"Is it too late for me to try the asking you out to dinner thing?" he asks, a little plaintively. "I could do that. That sounds great."
Jared probably should not go out with--apparently--a mob guy. On the other hand, he's adorable.
"No," he says. "Not too late."
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And then he looked kind of adorably proud, like one of Jared's dogs bringing him a dead squirrel.
I love this line sfm!
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This was wonderful and funny and oh my goodness just terrific!!!!
*happyhappysigh*
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