"How can you only carry 100 pounds of meat?" asks Danneel, making a face. "You can lift me, and I weigh more than 100 pounds."
Jared flops back down. "I have a much better reason to lift you than I do to lift meat," he points out.
"I'm not sure sex is actually more important than food," Gen points out. Jared gives her a dubious look, and she holds up her hands. "I said I wasn't sure, but I'm open to the argument. I'm making up my mind."
"My being able to eat is more important to me than Jared having sex with Danneel," Jensen says. "Sorry, Jared. If I'm involved, it's negotiable."
"Look, any time you guys want to go hunt, that's fine with me," Jared says. "Until then, I will continue to bring back 100 pounds of meat, and the rest of you can suck it."
"Hey, I am recovering from a very dangerous snake bite," Jensen protests.
"Dude, that was a garter snake. It's tiny and it's not even poisonous."
"Oh, like you're such an expert." He sighs. "How far to the next town?"
"Two days."
"Great." Jensen looks around. "Well, it's still flat and boring outside. Sex?"
"If you're not too weak from your snakebite," Jared says.
Jared flops back down. "I have a much better reason to lift you than I do to lift meat," he points out.
"I'm not sure sex is actually more important than food," Gen points out. Jared gives her a dubious look, and she holds up her hands. "I said I wasn't sure, but I'm open to the argument. I'm making up my mind."
"My being able to eat is more important to me than Jared having sex with Danneel," Jensen says. "Sorry, Jared. If I'm involved, it's negotiable."
"Look, any time you guys want to go hunt, that's fine with me," Jared says. "Until then, I will continue to bring back 100 pounds of meat, and the rest of you can suck it."
"Hey, I am recovering from a very dangerous snake bite," Jensen protests.
"Dude, that was a garter snake. It's tiny and it's not even poisonous."
"Oh, like you're such an expert." He sighs. "How far to the next town?"
"Two days."
"Great." Jensen looks around. "Well, it's still flat and boring outside. Sex?"
"If you're not too weak from your snakebite," Jared says.
"Oh, fuck you."
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