"This wasn't exactly what I had in mind," says Jensen. Jared is poking his stomach with a slightly bemused expression.
"Maybe you're just getting fat," he says.
"Fuck you, I am not," Jensen grumbles, mildly. "Besides, it's got to be pregnancy. That's the only thing that makes sense."
"Please explain how pregnancy makes sense."
"We went to a fairy, we said our parents wouldn't approve of our marriage because we were both men and couldn't provide our kingdoms with heirs, we gave the fairy the objects she demanded, and she said she'd make it so our parents would let us get married," says Jensen. "And now, six months later, I'm pregnant."
"So she wasn't ripping us off, she just--knocked you up?"
"I think you knocked me up," Jensen says wryly.
"You know what I mean." He grins. "But this is wonderful! They're going to have to let us get married! We've both got an heir on the way!"
"Don't get too excited," Jensen grumbles.
Jared's face falls. "Why not?"
"Because, now our parents are going to know we've been having relations outside of wedlock."
Jared's face falls. "Your father's going to have me executed."
"Your father's going to have me executed," Jensen shoots back.
"Maybe they won't execute either of us and we can call it even. It would be pretty bad if both kingdoms lost their princes."
"Let's hope," says Jensen. He frowns. "Seriously, I'm not getting fat."
"Maybe you're just getting fat," he says.
"Fuck you, I am not," Jensen grumbles, mildly. "Besides, it's got to be pregnancy. That's the only thing that makes sense."
"Please explain how pregnancy makes sense."
"We went to a fairy, we said our parents wouldn't approve of our marriage because we were both men and couldn't provide our kingdoms with heirs, we gave the fairy the objects she demanded, and she said she'd make it so our parents would let us get married," says Jensen. "And now, six months later, I'm pregnant."
"So she wasn't ripping us off, she just--knocked you up?"
"I think you knocked me up," Jensen says wryly.
"You know what I mean." He grins. "But this is wonderful! They're going to have to let us get married! We've both got an heir on the way!"
"Don't get too excited," Jensen grumbles.
Jared's face falls. "Why not?"
"Because, now our parents are going to know we've been having relations outside of wedlock."
Jared's face falls. "Your father's going to have me executed."
"Your father's going to have me executed," Jensen shoots back.
"Maybe they won't execute either of us and we can call it even. It would be pretty bad if both kingdoms lost their princes."
"Let's hope," says Jensen. He frowns. "Seriously, I'm not getting fat."
"Of course not, my sweet. You're glowing."
"Fuck you."
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