"Hey, want to hear something awesome?" says Danneel.
"Always," says Jensen. "What's up?"
"There is now a song about our noble deeds."
Jensen considers this. "Have we ever done anything actually noble? I mean, I'm not saying we don't do things that end up more good than bad, but they're our motives are not exactly pure."
"Apparently someone didn't get the memo," Danneel says. "It's all about how we are heroes of the common folk. You know, sticking it to the man, killing dragons, being badasses, having hot sex."
"Does the song actually specifically mention that we have hot sex?"
"No, but it was implied. There was a verse about how pretty our babies would be."
"Wow, and they got that to scan with all the other stuff?" asks Jensen. "That's actually pretty impressive."
"There was also some speculation about if we were sleeping with Jared. I think the songwriter might have been working through some jealousy issues," she says. "Which, you know, fair. We're hot and awesome and totally kick ass at everything."
"This is true," Jensen agrees. "And now we're folk heroes, I guess. That's pretty awesome."
"Totally the best ever. Want to go have sex? I bet I could write a poem about it after."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I love having sex with you," says Jensen promptly. "Just a quickie, there's a gryphon in the next town with a hoard we need to kill."
"Always," says Jensen. "What's up?"
"There is now a song about our noble deeds."
Jensen considers this. "Have we ever done anything actually noble? I mean, I'm not saying we don't do things that end up more good than bad, but they're our motives are not exactly pure."
"Apparently someone didn't get the memo," Danneel says. "It's all about how we are heroes of the common folk. You know, sticking it to the man, killing dragons, being badasses, having hot sex."
"Does the song actually specifically mention that we have hot sex?"
"No, but it was implied. There was a verse about how pretty our babies would be."
"Wow, and they got that to scan with all the other stuff?" asks Jensen. "That's actually pretty impressive."
"There was also some speculation about if we were sleeping with Jared. I think the songwriter might have been working through some jealousy issues," she says. "Which, you know, fair. We're hot and awesome and totally kick ass at everything."
"This is true," Jensen agrees. "And now we're folk heroes, I guess. That's pretty awesome."
"Totally the best ever. Want to go have sex? I bet I could write a poem about it after."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I love having sex with you," says Jensen promptly. "Just a quickie, there's a gryphon in the next town with a hoard we need to kill."
Danneel grins. "Sounds like a plan."
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That is exactly what I was hoping for, and more! You're amazing, thank you so much!
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