Does anyone here need anything from me right now? It's the day before the wedding, everything is all crazy; if I've forgotten to return an important call or e-mail please tolerantly remind me?

Can't wait to party with some of you. :)

Easily the best thing about wedding planning so far, besides registering for china glazed with melted-down flawed Baccarat crystal: the discovery of Miss Manners, now my heroine and ginormous girlcrush. I need some stationary monogrammed with my initials so I can write courteous, properly worded notes in flowing script (note to self: cultivate ( Read more... )

A short skinny fiftyish man with terrible teeth and a scraggly gray ponytail and cigarette breath, who reminded me powerfully of my high school Greek teacher, showed up to patch the hole in the screen and reattach the bathroom light fixture and put a showerhead in the shower and explain that the reason the blinds don't work is because they are ( Read more... )

Poll The Vegetarian's Dilemma

I've registered for china! Isn't it pretty?

I've also had to reverse my stance on Kelly Link after reading her short story Magic for Beginners (in the collection of the same title). That was a damn fine story, that was.

Dear bridal store: E-mailing me this sort of thing makes me want to get married in blue jeans and this. I hope you're satisfied.

PS. Stop selling my phone number to tux places and travel agencies.
PPS. WHAT

I wonder if I can write off a bottle of Monster Bait: Tokyo Stomp as a wedding expense ( Read more... )

( Rather extensive wedding planning entry )

( Consistency, thy name is Sav )

( Registry planning stuff, probably boring )