Bestfriend Vs. Boyfriend.
Title: Bestfriend Vs. Boyfriend.
Chapter: One-shot.
Author: lonely_heartz
Fandom: Johnny’s Entertainment (KAT-TUN/NewS)
Pairing: Ryoda, Rikada.
Genre: Serious beginning; crack ending.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Sawajiri Erika and Ueda Tatsuya are childhood friends. During his day off from rehearsals, Ryo visits his boyfriend at the Ueda mansion while Erika and Tatsuya are hanging out. Erika teases and flirts with Ueda in front of Ryo. Erika-sama vs. the Irresistible Sexy Osaka Man. Ryo couldn’t do much because his rival is a woman and Ryo doesn’t hit or scold women so what does he do?
In the Ueda mansion, a major domo in a suit approached Ryo to ask if he needed any assistance. As usual, Ryo politely replied with a “No, Thank you”. The major domo resumed to give commands to the maids of the household (who were also required to wear uniforms). Once the major domo was done giving the maids instructions on what work should be done that day, the major domo ushered the maids inside to ask Ryo if he needed assistance again.
“Are you sure you don’t need my help? It’d probably be quicker if I helped you with what you needed.” A man about 5’6 in height, a bit tanned in complexion and who looked like a 40 year old man asked Ryo once more.
“I don’t really need anything although you could help me with one thing to make things move a bit quicker since this mansion is too huge, where would your master be?” Ryo asked.
“Which one? I have two. The old master and the young master. Which one did you come for?”
“The young one.” Ryo smiled.
“Ah. Tatsuya-sama. Currently, I can’t bring him to you, instead, you must come outside. Follow me.”
Ryo did as he was told.
***
“Excuse me but we’ve been walking for 20 minutes now. Are you sure you know where he is?”
“Of course, I do! What kind of a major domo would I be if I didn’t? I’m not an imbecile!”
“I apologize. I didn’t mean for it to sound like that but I was just wondering, is their property really that big?”
“Forgiven and yes, it‘s gigantic amount of land. Believe it.” The major domo said with a smile.
“Where is he anyway? Why is he so far out from the mansion?”
“By now, he’s probably at the stables, preparing for a polo match.”
“Polo? He knows how to play polo? Better yet, he knows how to ride a horse?”
“Of course! He had always taken lessons ever since he was very young. He grew up with horses! It’s only right that he should be at a pro-level by now!”
Ryo didn’t know how to respond to that. He had only been going out with Ueda Tatsuya for 9 months and the latter barely mentioned things that started from his past.
Just like the motorcycle incident. Ueda got into a motorcycle accident only 2 weeks beforehand when he didn’t even know that Ueda knew how to drive a motorcycle! Hence, it came as a complete shock to him when he found out that his boyfriend was in the hospital for something that he had no idea his boyfriend had the ability to do! They even had a huge argument about it.
*Flashback*
“If only you told me that you can drive motorcycles, I would’ve been able to warn you to be careful driving on rainy days!”
“Ryo, even if you knew, it wouldn’t have made such a big difference! What happened, HAPPENED because the car in front of me wasn’t paying attention with such dangerous road conditions!”
“But I’d appreciate it if YOU told me things and not have to find out from other people! For god’s sakes, I found out that you’re allergic to spicy foods from Jin! I found out that you witnessed a man die from the internet! It would make things easier if you just told me stuff about you! Then, I wouldn’t have had to find out that you were in the hospital due to a motorbike accident when I didn’t even know you could drive the god damned thing! That’s all I’m saying.”
“You mean, make things easier on you! It just always has to be about you when I’m the one hospitalized here!”
“Alright, fine! You know what? I give up! You’re right! It’s my fault and I’m sorry.” Ryo said as he flailed his hands in the air, obviously, too exhausted to argue any further with his boyfriend.
Tatsuya saw the way Ryo’s shoulder slumped so he said, “No, I’m sorry.”
“I know it’s my fault and I did it again. I apologize. You’re the one who’s right. I’ll try to tell you everything about me but I might bore you. None of the stuff that interests me are interesting to you; that I know for a fact.”
“You’re interesting to me so everything else that you talk about that I would normally find uninteresting will suddenly become interesting because it’s your interests and I find you interesting.”
“Sorry but whatever you just said didn’t make any sense. It’s a bit confusing and just kidding! I know what you mean and so, thank you. Really. From now onwards, I‘ll tell you everything. Just ask.”
“I will.” Ryo said with a calm smile.
“I’m sorry if it’ll take a bit of time for me to change my habits. It’s just that while growing up, not many people or actually, change that to no one -- no one was really interested in anything that I did or didn’t do so I have some trouble with all of a sudden letting someone know what I’m up to.”
“Well, that someone is the most important person in your life, is he not?”
“He is.” Ueda smiled and tenderly shoved away Ryo’s bangs away from his eyes to make eye-contact with his boyfriend.
“Well then, there you go! That’s all the more reason for you to fess up!” Ryo gently kissed Tatsuya on the forehead as he laid him to sleep in the private hospital bedroom that belonged to the Ueda‘s.
*End of Flashback*
“What is Sawajiri doing here?” Ryo asked the major domo beside him when he saw from a distance that Erika leaned in towards Tatsuya to whisper something in his ear which caused Tatsuya to laugh so hard.
“Oh, Erika-sama?” the butler said.
“Why would you call her that?” Ryo asked with curiousity.
“Because she’s Tatsuya-sama’s childhood friend.”
After the major domo’s reply, Ryo was surprised to see how suave his boyfriend leapt up onto the horse while Erika did the same thing on the same horse. Hence, Erika sat in front of Tatsuya in the same horse with extremely revealing clothing.
‘What sort of person rides a horse with so much cleavage and legs showing?’ Ryo thought to himself. Ryo saw how the horse is speeding towards him and the butler.
Tatsuya made the horse stop by slowly pulling on the leash and stopped right in front of Nishikido Ryo and the major domo.
Tatsuya smiled at Ryo but Ryo looked rather annoyed. It was Erika who greeted Ryo first as she was about to jump off of the horse when Tatsuya said, “Let me help you, Erika.” Then, Erika was gracefully lowered down to the ground since apparently, Tatsuya has great horsemanship. He whispered something to the horse and it obeyed. Magic.
Erika gave Tatsuya her beautiful smile and kissed him on the cheek, “Thank you Uesawa!”
Ryo became extremely annoyed and he wants to disturb Erika from whatever it was that she was doing, “Uesawa? Why do you call him that?”
“It means Ueda and Sawajiri shortened together, Nishikido-san.” Sawajiri Erika pointedly looked at Nishikido Ryo, a man he once worked with for 1 Litre of Tears. Erika already didn’t like him for being so nosy. Like Ueda Tatsuya who speaks his mind, Erika is even more straight-forward.
“What business do you have here? The Ueda Mansion is exclusive and only family friends are allowed.”
Of course, Ryo doesn’t take things lying down and he doesn’t take bullsh*t from other people.
“If you hadn’t known, I’m his --” Ryo was cut off by Tatsuya though, before he could finish what his sentence. “He’s my friend. We’re very close friends, Eri. So, don’t bother him anymore.” Ueda said to Erika.
Ryo and Tatsuya didn’t even have nicknames for one another and the fact that Erika did made Ryo‘s blood boil! More importantly, Ryo didn’t know how to react to the fact that Tatsuya just lied to his childhood friend about their relationship. Ryo didn’t know if he should be hurt or Erika should be hurt or both. Was Tatsuya embarrassed of him or the other way around? What the hell’s going on that Erika can’t know about their existing relationship? They’ve been going out for 9 months for Christ’s sakes! Just like how Erika already dislikes Ryo, now it’s vice versa and have been intensified since both Ryo and Erika felt that each of them are important to Tatsuya and their personalities won’t allow it. They both aren’t the sharing type, they want what’s theirs to be kept as ‘theirs’ only. Right this moment, both sink into “Competition Mode” -- Survival of the Fittest per se.
“Fine. Whatever. Want to go for a swim?” Erika asked with a seductive smile but with innocent eyes.
“Yes! Let’s do that!” Tatsuya agreed with naivety evident in his light-brown orbs .
Ryo is going to be at a disadvantage since Erika’s not supposed to know about their relationship for whatever reason and it’s pissing Ryo off by the second. Obviously, Erika’s flirting and being too touchy with his boyfriend and he can’t even do anything about it! If only he wasn’t taught by his parents not to hit girls, he would’ve liked to bitch slap Erika right about now. From across Ryo, Erika was making tons of skin contact with Ueda and what’s more is that she’s nibbling on his ears as if she owned him!
‘Bastard! I’ll punish you tonight for letting yourself be touched by people other than me!’ Ryo thought in anger.
Erika had her arms around Ueda’s neck while she kissed him in the cheeks. Her legs were in between Ueda’s parted ones and loudly she said, “You’re hard. Want me to satisfy you?”
Ueda gulped and looked at Ryo. Ueda decided that unless he has a death wish, he should stop Erika now before Ryo explodes.
“Erika, stop. Come on, you’ve had your fun. Does it please you to tease me all the time?” Ueda smiled.
Before answering his childhood friend, Erika turned around to look at Ryo and her instinct was right. There is something going on more than Tatsuya let on. Again, she smiled at Ryo first, then at Tatsuya with her innocent eyes. An aura totally different from before. Before she was seductive and now, she’s innocent.
“Fine. But before I leave, one last childhood kiss!” Erika smiled. Ueda nodded so Erika kissed him on the cheek. Before Erika got out of the pool, she made her way towards Nishikido Ryo and gave him a kiss on the cheek too. Ryo was astounded with her actions since he was so confused and dumb-founded.
“What was that all about?”
“She gave you a kiss so that you’d forgive me for what happened just now. She figures things out quickly in her own ways but you kind of gave it away by looking so pissed.” Ueda said calmly with a smile.
“Who wouldn’t be pissed when their boyfriend is being groped by other people! And what’s up with the nicknames! We don’t even have one!”
“Remember, you don’t like nicknames!” Ueda exclaimed.
“Yes, I do. You just never bothered to ask!”
“Alright, I’m sorry about not being able to refuse her. It’s just that to us, such things, are normal. Because we’ve been friends ever since we were babies and then, when we arrived at puberty, other things happened. Anyways, the bottom line is that it’s normal for us to kiss and grope I whispered to her before that she should stop because you’re around and you don’t like it.”
“Damn right, I don’t! Besides, why did you lie to her about our relationship, maybe if she knew about it to begin with, she wouldn’t have started to turn you on!!!”
“Because I know she’ll eventually figure it out and trust me, boyfriend or not, she wouldn’t have stopped. But she usually knows her limits and when the joke should stop -- we were playing a joke on you! That’s Erika for you! Anyways, that’s why she gave you a kiss too because she wanted you to know that it’s alright and that she approves of you. Don‘t worry, she‘s not a threat to you -- she‘s like a sister to me!”
“What kind of sister tries to turn their so-called brother on if you guys do have that sort of sibling relationship? Even for siblings, you have to admit, it’s weird! You know what, whatever. I’m still punishing you tonight though. The performance you guys did is undeniably hot but you’re mine! ONLY! I’m not willing to share! AND never will be! Next time, you should have more resistance towards that girl! Childhood friend or not! Tell her that if she pulls that out on me again, I won‘t let her off, I swear! You too! I definitely won‘t let you off!” Ryo grinned devilishly as he licked his lips to seduce Ueda.
“How come you never told me that you guys are even friends? I worked with her on my drama, 1 Litre of Tears.” Ryo pondered.
“Oh. Because we barely see each other nowadays. She has too much things going on and so do I. I saw her today because she’s leaving for London tomorrow with her fiancée.”
“She has a fiancée? Then, why was she doing that stuff to you when she could be implicated?”
“Well, that’s Erika for you. She’s a daredevil, that woman. Besides, who’s going to tell -- you? I doubt it. It’s already a given that the staff here wouldn’t utter a single word.”
“Ahah! So, you mean.. we could do it out here and nobody would say anything to anyone?”
“Why, of course! Unless, they have a death wish. Trust me, the latter is not just a figure of speech.”
“What if they take pictures and sell it to someone. Then, we’d be scandalized!” Ryo asked.
“Trust me. These people are extremely trustworthy. They are hand-picked by the most elite and prestigious security staff in Japan. I paid an enormous amount of money to have such staff with me. Besides, they answer only to me. My parents usually stays in France anyway.”
“You mean, even your maids can do karate?”
“Karate, Judo, Taekwondo, they can use guns, swords, ropes, everything. Don’t they look sweet? The maids.”
“Yeah. Could’ve fooled me. I thought they’re too dressed up though. They don’t look like killing machines at all.”
“They’re not killing machines, Ryo. They are merely a group of skilled, very skilled and talented people. Besides, it’s better to have good security in the mansion when it’s extremely huge like this. Oh and my major domo -- he’s actually their leader; hence, he’s the best and the most experienced out of all of them.”
“No kidding. Anyways, could we really do it out here? It’d be my first time outdoors. Should we try it out?”
“If you want. Besides, if they accidentally get a peek, they’d just go somewhere else and let us continue what we’re doing -- and remain undisturbed.”
“I love the idea already.” Ryo said as he started to nibble on Ueda’s ears, imitating exactly the things that Erika did to his boyfriend earlier. It seems that Erika’s methods were able to turn Ueda on way faster than Ryo’s techniques. But then again, Erika knew Tatsuya for a long time compared to Ryo’s 9 months. Heh, but it’s never too late to try new things; experiment to find out.
-End of crack one-shot.
(A/N: Naughty Ryo-chan. Like I said, this had a serious beginning and a crack ending! Haha lol. ^^ I didn’t want it to be so dramatic like the other fics. Anyways, I hope you liked the crack.)
Erika Sawajiri on a horse with a whole lot of legs and cleavage showing: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LpS-xX8QHqw
Chapter: One-shot.
Author: lonely_heartz
Fandom: Johnny’s Entertainment (KAT-TUN/NewS)
Pairing: Ryoda, Rikada.
Genre: Serious beginning; crack ending.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don’t own them.
Summary: Sawajiri Erika and Ueda Tatsuya are childhood friends. During his day off from rehearsals, Ryo visits his boyfriend at the Ueda mansion while Erika and Tatsuya are hanging out. Erika teases and flirts with Ueda in front of Ryo. Erika-sama vs. the Irresistible Sexy Osaka Man. Ryo couldn’t do much because his rival is a woman and Ryo doesn’t hit or scold women so what does he do?
In the Ueda mansion, a major domo in a suit approached Ryo to ask if he needed any assistance. As usual, Ryo politely replied with a “No, Thank you”. The major domo resumed to give commands to the maids of the household (who were also required to wear uniforms). Once the major domo was done giving the maids instructions on what work should be done that day, the major domo ushered the maids inside to ask Ryo if he needed assistance again.
“Are you sure you don’t need my help? It’d probably be quicker if I helped you with what you needed.” A man about 5’6 in height, a bit tanned in complexion and who looked like a 40 year old man asked Ryo once more.
“I don’t really need anything although you could help me with one thing to make things move a bit quicker since this mansion is too huge, where would your master be?” Ryo asked.
“Which one? I have two. The old master and the young master. Which one did you come for?”
“The young one.” Ryo smiled.
“Ah. Tatsuya-sama. Currently, I can’t bring him to you, instead, you must come outside. Follow me.”
Ryo did as he was told.
***
“Excuse me but we’ve been walking for 20 minutes now. Are you sure you know where he is?”
“Of course, I do! What kind of a major domo would I be if I didn’t? I’m not an imbecile!”
“I apologize. I didn’t mean for it to sound like that but I was just wondering, is their property really that big?”
“Forgiven and yes, it‘s gigantic amount of land. Believe it.” The major domo said with a smile.
“Where is he anyway? Why is he so far out from the mansion?”
“By now, he’s probably at the stables, preparing for a polo match.”
“Polo? He knows how to play polo? Better yet, he knows how to ride a horse?”
“Of course! He had always taken lessons ever since he was very young. He grew up with horses! It’s only right that he should be at a pro-level by now!”
Ryo didn’t know how to respond to that. He had only been going out with Ueda Tatsuya for 9 months and the latter barely mentioned things that started from his past.
Just like the motorcycle incident. Ueda got into a motorcycle accident only 2 weeks beforehand when he didn’t even know that Ueda knew how to drive a motorcycle! Hence, it came as a complete shock to him when he found out that his boyfriend was in the hospital for something that he had no idea his boyfriend had the ability to do! They even had a huge argument about it.
*Flashback*
“If only you told me that you can drive motorcycles, I would’ve been able to warn you to be careful driving on rainy days!”
“Ryo, even if you knew, it wouldn’t have made such a big difference! What happened, HAPPENED because the car in front of me wasn’t paying attention with such dangerous road conditions!”
“But I’d appreciate it if YOU told me things and not have to find out from other people! For god’s sakes, I found out that you’re allergic to spicy foods from Jin! I found out that you witnessed a man die from the internet! It would make things easier if you just told me stuff about you! Then, I wouldn’t have had to find out that you were in the hospital due to a motorbike accident when I didn’t even know you could drive the god damned thing! That’s all I’m saying.”
“You mean, make things easier on you! It just always has to be about you when I’m the one hospitalized here!”
“Alright, fine! You know what? I give up! You’re right! It’s my fault and I’m sorry.” Ryo said as he flailed his hands in the air, obviously, too exhausted to argue any further with his boyfriend.
Tatsuya saw the way Ryo’s shoulder slumped so he said, “No, I’m sorry.”
“I know it’s my fault and I did it again. I apologize. You’re the one who’s right. I’ll try to tell you everything about me but I might bore you. None of the stuff that interests me are interesting to you; that I know for a fact.”
“You’re interesting to me so everything else that you talk about that I would normally find uninteresting will suddenly become interesting because it’s your interests and I find you interesting.”
“Sorry but whatever you just said didn’t make any sense. It’s a bit confusing and just kidding! I know what you mean and so, thank you. Really. From now onwards, I‘ll tell you everything. Just ask.”
“I will.” Ryo said with a calm smile.
“I’m sorry if it’ll take a bit of time for me to change my habits. It’s just that while growing up, not many people or actually, change that to no one -- no one was really interested in anything that I did or didn’t do so I have some trouble with all of a sudden letting someone know what I’m up to.”
“Well, that someone is the most important person in your life, is he not?”
“He is.” Ueda smiled and tenderly shoved away Ryo’s bangs away from his eyes to make eye-contact with his boyfriend.
“Well then, there you go! That’s all the more reason for you to fess up!” Ryo gently kissed Tatsuya on the forehead as he laid him to sleep in the private hospital bedroom that belonged to the Ueda‘s.
*End of Flashback*
“What is Sawajiri doing here?” Ryo asked the major domo beside him when he saw from a distance that Erika leaned in towards Tatsuya to whisper something in his ear which caused Tatsuya to laugh so hard.
“Oh, Erika-sama?” the butler said.
“Why would you call her that?” Ryo asked with curiousity.
“Because she’s Tatsuya-sama’s childhood friend.”
After the major domo’s reply, Ryo was surprised to see how suave his boyfriend leapt up onto the horse while Erika did the same thing on the same horse. Hence, Erika sat in front of Tatsuya in the same horse with extremely revealing clothing.
‘What sort of person rides a horse with so much cleavage and legs showing?’ Ryo thought to himself. Ryo saw how the horse is speeding towards him and the butler.
Tatsuya made the horse stop by slowly pulling on the leash and stopped right in front of Nishikido Ryo and the major domo.
Tatsuya smiled at Ryo but Ryo looked rather annoyed. It was Erika who greeted Ryo first as she was about to jump off of the horse when Tatsuya said, “Let me help you, Erika.” Then, Erika was gracefully lowered down to the ground since apparently, Tatsuya has great horsemanship. He whispered something to the horse and it obeyed. Magic.
Erika gave Tatsuya her beautiful smile and kissed him on the cheek, “Thank you Uesawa!”
Ryo became extremely annoyed and he wants to disturb Erika from whatever it was that she was doing, “Uesawa? Why do you call him that?”
“It means Ueda and Sawajiri shortened together, Nishikido-san.” Sawajiri Erika pointedly looked at Nishikido Ryo, a man he once worked with for 1 Litre of Tears. Erika already didn’t like him for being so nosy. Like Ueda Tatsuya who speaks his mind, Erika is even more straight-forward.
“What business do you have here? The Ueda Mansion is exclusive and only family friends are allowed.”
Of course, Ryo doesn’t take things lying down and he doesn’t take bullsh*t from other people.
“If you hadn’t known, I’m his --” Ryo was cut off by Tatsuya though, before he could finish what his sentence. “He’s my friend. We’re very close friends, Eri. So, don’t bother him anymore.” Ueda said to Erika.
Ryo and Tatsuya didn’t even have nicknames for one another and the fact that Erika did made Ryo‘s blood boil! More importantly, Ryo didn’t know how to react to the fact that Tatsuya just lied to his childhood friend about their relationship. Ryo didn’t know if he should be hurt or Erika should be hurt or both. Was Tatsuya embarrassed of him or the other way around? What the hell’s going on that Erika can’t know about their existing relationship? They’ve been going out for 9 months for Christ’s sakes! Just like how Erika already dislikes Ryo, now it’s vice versa and have been intensified since both Ryo and Erika felt that each of them are important to Tatsuya and their personalities won’t allow it. They both aren’t the sharing type, they want what’s theirs to be kept as ‘theirs’ only. Right this moment, both sink into “Competition Mode” -- Survival of the Fittest per se.
“Fine. Whatever. Want to go for a swim?” Erika asked with a seductive smile but with innocent eyes.
“Yes! Let’s do that!” Tatsuya agreed with naivety evident in his light-brown orbs .
Ryo is going to be at a disadvantage since Erika’s not supposed to know about their relationship for whatever reason and it’s pissing Ryo off by the second. Obviously, Erika’s flirting and being too touchy with his boyfriend and he can’t even do anything about it! If only he wasn’t taught by his parents not to hit girls, he would’ve liked to bitch slap Erika right about now. From across Ryo, Erika was making tons of skin contact with Ueda and what’s more is that she’s nibbling on his ears as if she owned him!
‘Bastard! I’ll punish you tonight for letting yourself be touched by people other than me!’ Ryo thought in anger.
Erika had her arms around Ueda’s neck while she kissed him in the cheeks. Her legs were in between Ueda’s parted ones and loudly she said, “You’re hard. Want me to satisfy you?”
Ueda gulped and looked at Ryo. Ueda decided that unless he has a death wish, he should stop Erika now before Ryo explodes.
“Erika, stop. Come on, you’ve had your fun. Does it please you to tease me all the time?” Ueda smiled.
Before answering his childhood friend, Erika turned around to look at Ryo and her instinct was right. There is something going on more than Tatsuya let on. Again, she smiled at Ryo first, then at Tatsuya with her innocent eyes. An aura totally different from before. Before she was seductive and now, she’s innocent.
“Fine. But before I leave, one last childhood kiss!” Erika smiled. Ueda nodded so Erika kissed him on the cheek. Before Erika got out of the pool, she made her way towards Nishikido Ryo and gave him a kiss on the cheek too. Ryo was astounded with her actions since he was so confused and dumb-founded.
“What was that all about?”
“She gave you a kiss so that you’d forgive me for what happened just now. She figures things out quickly in her own ways but you kind of gave it away by looking so pissed.” Ueda said calmly with a smile.
“Who wouldn’t be pissed when their boyfriend is being groped by other people! And what’s up with the nicknames! We don’t even have one!”
“Remember, you don’t like nicknames!” Ueda exclaimed.
“Yes, I do. You just never bothered to ask!”
“Alright, I’m sorry about not being able to refuse her. It’s just that to us, such things, are normal. Because we’ve been friends ever since we were babies and then, when we arrived at puberty, other things happened. Anyways, the bottom line is that it’s normal for us to kiss and grope I whispered to her before that she should stop because you’re around and you don’t like it.”
“Damn right, I don’t! Besides, why did you lie to her about our relationship, maybe if she knew about it to begin with, she wouldn’t have started to turn you on!!!”
“Because I know she’ll eventually figure it out and trust me, boyfriend or not, she wouldn’t have stopped. But she usually knows her limits and when the joke should stop -- we were playing a joke on you! That’s Erika for you! Anyways, that’s why she gave you a kiss too because she wanted you to know that it’s alright and that she approves of you. Don‘t worry, she‘s not a threat to you -- she‘s like a sister to me!”
“What kind of sister tries to turn their so-called brother on if you guys do have that sort of sibling relationship? Even for siblings, you have to admit, it’s weird! You know what, whatever. I’m still punishing you tonight though. The performance you guys did is undeniably hot but you’re mine! ONLY! I’m not willing to share! AND never will be! Next time, you should have more resistance towards that girl! Childhood friend or not! Tell her that if she pulls that out on me again, I won‘t let her off, I swear! You too! I definitely won‘t let you off!” Ryo grinned devilishly as he licked his lips to seduce Ueda.
“How come you never told me that you guys are even friends? I worked with her on my drama, 1 Litre of Tears.” Ryo pondered.
“Oh. Because we barely see each other nowadays. She has too much things going on and so do I. I saw her today because she’s leaving for London tomorrow with her fiancée.”
“She has a fiancée? Then, why was she doing that stuff to you when she could be implicated?”
“Well, that’s Erika for you. She’s a daredevil, that woman. Besides, who’s going to tell -- you? I doubt it. It’s already a given that the staff here wouldn’t utter a single word.”
“Ahah! So, you mean.. we could do it out here and nobody would say anything to anyone?”
“Why, of course! Unless, they have a death wish. Trust me, the latter is not just a figure of speech.”
“What if they take pictures and sell it to someone. Then, we’d be scandalized!” Ryo asked.
“Trust me. These people are extremely trustworthy. They are hand-picked by the most elite and prestigious security staff in Japan. I paid an enormous amount of money to have such staff with me. Besides, they answer only to me. My parents usually stays in France anyway.”
“You mean, even your maids can do karate?”
“Karate, Judo, Taekwondo, they can use guns, swords, ropes, everything. Don’t they look sweet? The maids.”
“Yeah. Could’ve fooled me. I thought they’re too dressed up though. They don’t look like killing machines at all.”
“They’re not killing machines, Ryo. They are merely a group of skilled, very skilled and talented people. Besides, it’s better to have good security in the mansion when it’s extremely huge like this. Oh and my major domo -- he’s actually their leader; hence, he’s the best and the most experienced out of all of them.”
“No kidding. Anyways, could we really do it out here? It’d be my first time outdoors. Should we try it out?”
“If you want. Besides, if they accidentally get a peek, they’d just go somewhere else and let us continue what we’re doing -- and remain undisturbed.”
“I love the idea already.” Ryo said as he started to nibble on Ueda’s ears, imitating exactly the things that Erika did to his boyfriend earlier. It seems that Erika’s methods were able to turn Ueda on way faster than Ryo’s techniques. But then again, Erika knew Tatsuya for a long time compared to Ryo’s 9 months. Heh, but it’s never too late to try new things; experiment to find out.
-End of crack one-shot.
(A/N: Naughty Ryo-chan. Like I said, this had a serious beginning and a crack ending! Haha lol. ^^ I didn’t want it to be so dramatic like the other fics. Anyways, I hope you liked the crack.)
Erika Sawajiri on a horse with a whole lot of legs and cleavage showing: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LpS-xX8QHqw