Agggggghhhhh!!!!!!! It fucking hurts!!!!!!!!!! Jesus CHRIST!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well.... I sprained my ankle. Yup. I did.
You want the whole story? No? Well, too bad. 'Cause I'm telling it anyway.
Ryan decides to come over last night to my mom's house and chill for a while. He did and we had fun fucking around with my computer and watching a movie. He invited me over to his house so I decided to go with him.
We went to his mom's house because he needed to get something and his mom ended up being plastered. Plus, it was raining pretty hard. So we were stuck there for a while. When we did finally get to leave, we headed down 41. As we were passing Boy Scout Dr, I asked him. "Hey, you wanna go to Tim's house?" He says, "Yeah!" so we turn down Boy Scout Dr and head to Tim's apartment. And you'll never guess who we found there.....
Athena!!!! Who is waiting for Tim to come home because he called her to "hang out", so of course she jumps out of her skin to be around him. LOL So we sit down and talk and have fun for a while until Athena says "let's go do something". We all pile into her car and head to 7/11 and then to Tony Roma's to pick up her fiance, Craig. We sit and have some dessert and then head back to Tim's apartment to wait a lil longer. Tim, of course, never showed up. So we start to get antsy. Ryan and Craig go out to Ryan's car to look at the damage from the accident two days ago. (Awesome story. Maybe I'll tell you later. He's a pimp.)
I stay sitting there as Athena runs upstairs to fool around. She calls me up to, I think, talk to her. I run up the stairs and she starts running away, laughing. So me, being my playful self, I run after her and she starts running faster. Up and down the stairs we go. When finally, the inevitable.... I land on my ankle as I get down to the second floor. Convenient, huh?
I start to scream in pain. (FUCK YOU. It hurt like a bitch. That's right... It hurt like you.)
Athena calls for Ryan and Craig to come back and she starts yelling at me to come down the stairs before somebody comes out. Me, gripping my fucking ankle, and she's yelling at me to walk down stairs. She doesn't even fucking help me. So I limp down the stairs and I'm moaning and groaning in pain. Athena, no remorse. Craig, laughing. Ryan's the only one that seems at all worried.
We get in the car and head to Ryan's house. I take my shoe off and behold! A fucking skin balloon on the front and side of my ankle. That's sure attractive....
We put ice on it and I spent half the night playing Halo 2 and limping up the stairs to bed. And now, here I am. The swelling has gone down a little, but not enough to make much of a difference. I still can't put any weight on it. It's a bitch.
So shower me in love. I need it. The pain.... *sobs* THE PAIN.......
You want the whole story? No? Well, too bad. 'Cause I'm telling it anyway.
Ryan decides to come over last night to my mom's house and chill for a while. He did and we had fun fucking around with my computer and watching a movie. He invited me over to his house so I decided to go with him.
We went to his mom's house because he needed to get something and his mom ended up being plastered. Plus, it was raining pretty hard. So we were stuck there for a while. When we did finally get to leave, we headed down 41. As we were passing Boy Scout Dr, I asked him. "Hey, you wanna go to Tim's house?" He says, "Yeah!" so we turn down Boy Scout Dr and head to Tim's apartment. And you'll never guess who we found there.....
Athena!!!! Who is waiting for Tim to come home because he called her to "hang out", so of course she jumps out of her skin to be around him. LOL So we sit down and talk and have fun for a while until Athena says "let's go do something". We all pile into her car and head to 7/11 and then to Tony Roma's to pick up her fiance, Craig. We sit and have some dessert and then head back to Tim's apartment to wait a lil longer. Tim, of course, never showed up. So we start to get antsy. Ryan and Craig go out to Ryan's car to look at the damage from the accident two days ago. (Awesome story. Maybe I'll tell you later. He's a pimp.)
I stay sitting there as Athena runs upstairs to fool around. She calls me up to, I think, talk to her. I run up the stairs and she starts running away, laughing. So me, being my playful self, I run after her and she starts running faster. Up and down the stairs we go. When finally, the inevitable.... I land on my ankle as I get down to the second floor. Convenient, huh?
I start to scream in pain. (FUCK YOU. It hurt like a bitch. That's right... It hurt like you.)
Athena calls for Ryan and Craig to come back and she starts yelling at me to come down the stairs before somebody comes out. Me, gripping my fucking ankle, and she's yelling at me to walk down stairs. She doesn't even fucking help me. So I limp down the stairs and I'm moaning and groaning in pain. Athena, no remorse. Craig, laughing. Ryan's the only one that seems at all worried.
We get in the car and head to Ryan's house. I take my shoe off and behold! A fucking skin balloon on the front and side of my ankle. That's sure attractive....
We put ice on it and I spent half the night playing Halo 2 and limping up the stairs to bed. And now, here I am. The swelling has gone down a little, but not enough to make much of a difference. I still can't put any weight on it. It's a bitch.
So shower me in love. I need it. The pain.... *sobs* THE PAIN.......