And Now.. A Semi Cracked Moment

[lone_warrior]

So i was asked if i could fly out for my sister wedding in may instead of driving. well you know it would be awesome if i could fly around at the speed of light like superman. go to a different place in the world everynight for dinner. relax in the japanese hot springs. sun bath under the caribbean sun. enjoy pastries for breakfast in cafe in paris. party in well... Everywhere!! hitting the shops everywhere would be awesome too.. even though id be broke. go and visit Aquaman for a round (breathing is over-rated). take the new batmobile out for a spin. now that would be a blast.
oh.. you mean in a plane??? sure.

P.S. this was extremely light on the crack.. wait till i pump out some real stuff hehehehe