I had one of them yesterday.

I don't know where to start, so I'll just ramble a bit and see if things can reach coherency.
( Here goes... )

At this time, I have jumped through every hoop SUNY B-port has tossed my way.
I got through the paperwork maze for Financial Aid.
I reserved my place at the June 26 SOAR.
I paid my Advance Deposit.
I have filled out and filed my application.
blah, blah, blah.

Things at this point look about as shipshape as they're going to.

W00t!

I feel really good.

I'm going to graduate in May.
I've been accepted at SUNY B-Port for the fall.
I have paid my deposit to SUNY B-Port.

Now I have Calculus homework.

Well,
I'm at SUNY Brockport right now, Well at the SUNY College at Brockport anyway. They changed the name a couple of years ago.
I got my Major changed on my application. I found out how to submit Letters of Recommendation. I had my transcripts from MCC sent.
I think thing are going good. Hopefully, I'll be accepted.