Types of zombies

[londubh]

So, everybody knows about the Standard zombies, who shamble around looking for "Brraaaains," but they're not the only type of zombie out there.

Vegetarian zombies: Grains
Construction worker zombies: Cranes
Civil Engineering zombies: Drains
Hobbyist zombies: Trains
It turns out Grendel was a zombie: Danes
BDSM Zombies: Canes
Capitalist zombies: Gains
Pilot and/or woodworking zombies: Planes
Fashion zombies: Hanes (dead to fashion)

and, of course, the ever so rare hybrid vampire/zombie: Veins

ETA:
With further field sources, plus the ones below, we have found more zombie vocalizations
More bondage zombies: Chains
Left leaning economist zombies: Keynes
Meteorologist zombes: Rains
Fiberworks zombies: Skeins
Dry cleaning zombies: Stains
Zombie vets: Mange
Leonine zombies: Manes
Prosports & driving zombies: Lanes
medical triage zombies: pains, sprains, strains
Mudder zombies: Jaynes

And the Valkyries are in a not-exactly-alive state, right? Makes sense: The Slaaain