True love - my first fanfiction!
Okay, I finally did it! I wrote my first ever fanfiction! It's one of those spur of the moment things, completely un-betad, so all mistakes are mine. I don't really know this disclaimer thing, but I'll do my best! ;-)
wanderlonely, this is for you! It's your "punishment" for constantly bugging me to write fanfiction. LOL! Thank you!
It's my belated contribution to Valentines Day in a very Houseian way, you'll see!!
I know, Valentines Day is over around here, but it's still the 14th of February somewhere else around the world ...
Title: True Love
Author: me (of course, it's my journal after all) ;-)
Fandom: House M.D.
Characters: Lisa Cuddy, Gregory House and the obligatory clinic patient
Rating: NC-17, just to be absolutely sure ... probably it's more NC-13
Category: General/Humor, one shot
Disclaimer: I don't own House M.D. or any of the characters
Summary: It's Valentines Day at PPTH ... and House is his usual self!
TRUE LOVE
PPTH, 14th February, 09:47am
Dr. Lisa Cuddy stood at her desk, looking one last time through the files she needed for the Board meeting that was about to start in 13 minutes. Of course she had been well prepared for days, but she always checked everything one last time before the actual meeting. Better to be safe than sorry.
It was a lesson the Dean of Medicine had learned the hard way at an important meeting shortly after one Dr. Gregory House had been employed at PPTH. Somehow her well-prepared file with the statistics of the latest investments had miraculously turned into an article titled "Let's Play Doctor" overnight. The fact that the file had been locked safely in a drawer of her desk didn't help to explain how her clinical statistics could turn into such an imaginative text...
Cuddy sighed at the memory of her humiliation and grabbed her files to leave for the impending meeting after a quick glance at the clock. She didn't even make it to the doors before a very high-pitched enraged voice from the outer office reached her ears. She could see her assistant's (was it number 38 or already number 39?) futile tries to soothe an obviously irate older lady who demanded to have a word with the boss of this "degenerated establishment". Resigning to the fact that there was no escape, Cuddy mentally started to formulate her excuses for being late for the meeting while opening the door to deal with the problem at hand.
She didn't even get the chance to introduce herself properly before the angry woman started a tirade about an openly obscene doctor in the clinic, insulting her sense of modesty with his rude attitude and indecent attire.
"House, ... of course!" Cuddy thought and right on cue the doctor under suspect limped her way, his smug smirk firmly in place. Only when he pushed through the doors with a flourish of his cane, the complaints of the older lady died down to be replaced by an indignant exclamation "That’s him!".
"Right. Who else?!" Cuddy thought for a second before asking the dreaded question what exactly it was that Dr. House had done to upset the lady. The woman pointed at House, incredulity written all over her face, hissing "Look at that ... obscenity!".
Cuddy inhaled deeply to prepare herself for whatever was to come and turned towards her most rascal doctor with raised eyebrows, looking for any signs of more indecency than usual.
House gave her one of his most innocent and brightest smiles in return and started to pull open his wrinkled jacket slowly. He waggled his eyebrows suggestively at his favorite administrator while he took a visibly proud stance, finally revealing his shirt completely.
"Happy Valentines Day, Cuddles!" House said cheerily to Cuddy who was for once speechless upon seeing the piece of clothing in question. It wasn't the bright pink, that literally made her chin drop to the floor, but the large bold imprint on the shirt:
Love sucks.
True love swallows!
Finis
The story was inspired by the Anti-Valentines Day shirts found at cafepress.com, just so you know! ;-P
Hope, anyone enjoys it! Since it is my very first fanfiction, I'd seriously appreciate some honest feedback. Good or bad ...
Happy Valentines Day! ;-P
♥ ♥ ♥
wanderlonely, this is for you! It's your "punishment" for constantly bugging me to write fanfiction. LOL! Thank you!
It's my belated contribution to Valentines Day in a very Houseian way, you'll see!!
I know, Valentines Day is over around here, but it's still the 14th of February somewhere else around the world ...
Title: True Love
Author: me (of course, it's my journal after all) ;-)
Fandom: House M.D.
Characters: Lisa Cuddy, Gregory House and the obligatory clinic patient
Rating: NC-17, just to be absolutely sure ... probably it's more NC-13
Category: General/Humor, one shot
Disclaimer: I don't own House M.D. or any of the characters
Summary: It's Valentines Day at PPTH ... and House is his usual self!
TRUE LOVE
PPTH, 14th February, 09:47am
Dr. Lisa Cuddy stood at her desk, looking one last time through the files she needed for the Board meeting that was about to start in 13 minutes. Of course she had been well prepared for days, but she always checked everything one last time before the actual meeting. Better to be safe than sorry.
It was a lesson the Dean of Medicine had learned the hard way at an important meeting shortly after one Dr. Gregory House had been employed at PPTH. Somehow her well-prepared file with the statistics of the latest investments had miraculously turned into an article titled "Let's Play Doctor" overnight. The fact that the file had been locked safely in a drawer of her desk didn't help to explain how her clinical statistics could turn into such an imaginative text...
Cuddy sighed at the memory of her humiliation and grabbed her files to leave for the impending meeting after a quick glance at the clock. She didn't even make it to the doors before a very high-pitched enraged voice from the outer office reached her ears. She could see her assistant's (was it number 38 or already number 39?) futile tries to soothe an obviously irate older lady who demanded to have a word with the boss of this "degenerated establishment". Resigning to the fact that there was no escape, Cuddy mentally started to formulate her excuses for being late for the meeting while opening the door to deal with the problem at hand.
She didn't even get the chance to introduce herself properly before the angry woman started a tirade about an openly obscene doctor in the clinic, insulting her sense of modesty with his rude attitude and indecent attire.
"House, ... of course!" Cuddy thought and right on cue the doctor under suspect limped her way, his smug smirk firmly in place. Only when he pushed through the doors with a flourish of his cane, the complaints of the older lady died down to be replaced by an indignant exclamation "That’s him!".
"Right. Who else?!" Cuddy thought for a second before asking the dreaded question what exactly it was that Dr. House had done to upset the lady. The woman pointed at House, incredulity written all over her face, hissing "Look at that ... obscenity!".
Cuddy inhaled deeply to prepare herself for whatever was to come and turned towards her most rascal doctor with raised eyebrows, looking for any signs of more indecency than usual.
House gave her one of his most innocent and brightest smiles in return and started to pull open his wrinkled jacket slowly. He waggled his eyebrows suggestively at his favorite administrator while he took a visibly proud stance, finally revealing his shirt completely.
"Happy Valentines Day, Cuddles!" House said cheerily to Cuddy who was for once speechless upon seeing the piece of clothing in question. It wasn't the bright pink, that literally made her chin drop to the floor, but the large bold imprint on the shirt:
Love sucks.
True love swallows!
Finis
The story was inspired by the Anti-Valentines Day shirts found at cafepress.com, just so you know! ;-P
Hope, anyone enjoys it! Since it is my very first fanfiction, I'd seriously appreciate some honest feedback. Good or bad ...
Happy Valentines Day! ;-P
♥ ♥ ♥