Election time
This evening - if we get back in time from the Bat Walk in the park - we'll be watching the final TV debate between the 3 main parties' leaders.
It was interesting to see how things have evolved over the last couple week.
In the first debate Nick Clegg - the leader of the Lib Dems - was the outsider and he won the debate; in the second both David Cameron (Conservative) and Gordon Brown (Labour) rounded on Nick Clegg.
What will happen tonight?
While only the main 3 parties are given space on this debate, there are so many more. The BBC website lists 38 of them.
Some would be happy to repatriate me to Italy (the British National Party is even keen on offering money to people who move back to their country of origin; I am not quite sure what are their intentions about British people living abroad but I guess that is allowed), but others - The Official Monster Raving Looney Party - care more about the contents of my sock drawer
"Put a Sock in it
All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one. "
while others such "Get the Snouts Out of the Trough Party"
teeter on the edge of insanity:
SINCE MAY OF 1997 THE UK HAS BEEN CHANGED FROM A DEMOCRACY INTO A COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP BY BLIAR, BROWN, PRESCOTT AND CO.
YOU KNOW LONGER HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH BECAUSE IF YOU TRY TO TELL THE TRUTH YOU ARE ARRESTED, IF YOU MAKE REMARKS AT THE YEARLY PARTY MEETINGS AS DID THE 80 YEAR OLD GENTLEMAN YOU ARE HAULED OUT AND CALLED A TERRORIST.
THE ONLY TERRORISTS WE THE PEOPLE OF THE UK HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WORK IN GOVERNMENT AND GOVERNMENT AUTHORITIES.
THINK ABOUT THE 1000's OF NEW LAWS BROUGHT IN BY THESE PEOPLE WHOM YOU ELECTED TO DEFEND YOUR FREEDOM AND RIGHTS.
REMEMBER BLIAR'S "THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER", DID YOU REALLY THINK HE MEANT THAT FOR THE PUBLIC. NAHHHHHHHHH HE MEANT POLITICIANS AND MANDERINS WERE GOING TO FILL THEIR BACK POCKETS THEN SOD OFF.
________________________________________________
IF YOU ARE BOTHERED BY OCCASSIONAL OR FREQUENT CONSTIPATION LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND REPEAT THE FOLLOWING PHRASE THREE TIMES IN SUCCESSION WHEN SYMPTOMS OCCUR
"MY FINANCIAL AND PERSONAL WELL BEING ARE TOTALLY IN THE HANDS OF BLIAR, BROWN, MANDY, DARLING, HARMAN, JOHNSON, STRAW, PRESCOTT, TONY WRIGHT MP, CAMERON, CLEGG, UKIP AND CO".
IF THAT DOESN'T SCARE YOU, THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY DESTINED TO BE BACKED UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
It was interesting to see how things have evolved over the last couple week.
In the first debate Nick Clegg - the leader of the Lib Dems - was the outsider and he won the debate; in the second both David Cameron (Conservative) and Gordon Brown (Labour) rounded on Nick Clegg.
What will happen tonight?
While only the main 3 parties are given space on this debate, there are so many more. The BBC website lists 38 of them.
Some would be happy to repatriate me to Italy (the British National Party is even keen on offering money to people who move back to their country of origin; I am not quite sure what are their intentions about British people living abroad but I guess that is allowed), but others - The Official Monster Raving Looney Party - care more about the contents of my sock drawer
"Put a Sock in it
All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one. "
while others such "Get the Snouts Out of the Trough Party"
teeter on the edge of insanity:
SINCE MAY OF 1997 THE UK HAS BEEN CHANGED FROM A DEMOCRACY INTO A COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP BY BLIAR, BROWN, PRESCOTT AND CO.
YOU KNOW LONGER HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH BECAUSE IF YOU TRY TO TELL THE TRUTH YOU ARE ARRESTED, IF YOU MAKE REMARKS AT THE YEARLY PARTY MEETINGS AS DID THE 80 YEAR OLD GENTLEMAN YOU ARE HAULED OUT AND CALLED A TERRORIST.
THE ONLY TERRORISTS WE THE PEOPLE OF THE UK HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WORK IN GOVERNMENT AND GOVERNMENT AUTHORITIES.
THINK ABOUT THE 1000's OF NEW LAWS BROUGHT IN BY THESE PEOPLE WHOM YOU ELECTED TO DEFEND YOUR FREEDOM AND RIGHTS.
REMEMBER BLIAR'S "THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER", DID YOU REALLY THINK HE MEANT THAT FOR THE PUBLIC. NAHHHHHHHHH HE MEANT POLITICIANS AND MANDERINS WERE GOING TO FILL THEIR BACK POCKETS THEN SOD OFF.
________________________________________________
IF YOU ARE BOTHERED BY OCCASSIONAL OR FREQUENT CONSTIPATION LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND REPEAT THE FOLLOWING PHRASE THREE TIMES IN SUCCESSION WHEN SYMPTOMS OCCUR
"MY FINANCIAL AND PERSONAL WELL BEING ARE TOTALLY IN THE HANDS OF BLIAR, BROWN, MANDY, DARLING, HARMAN, JOHNSON, STRAW, PRESCOTT, TONY WRIGHT MP, CAMERON, CLEGG, UKIP AND CO".
IF THAT DOESN'T SCARE YOU, THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY DESTINED TO BE BACKED UP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE