Thin skinned

Jan 16, 2007 11:10

Last night I treated myself to a massage...
It was all very pleasant but, when I was about to leave, the therapist commented on my skin.

He thinks that the reason why I bruise and cut extremely easily it's because the skin layer directly under my epidermis is really thin and it feels very "gritty" to the touch (and that is true - I can feel that ( Read more... )

massage, skin

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popebuck1 January 16 2007, 18:43:59 UTC
Sorry, that means I have to de-Friend you.

Because the Visitors are NOT our friends.

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london1967 January 16 2007, 20:39:56 UTC
But you are ruled already by a giant lizard! LOL!

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The Royal Family are bloodsucking alien lizards - David Icke

The Scotsman - Mon 30 Jan 2006
RUSSELL JACKSON

DAVID Icke, the former sports presenter who once proclaimed himself to be the Son of God, has offered up more of his unusual wisdom, this time claiming that the Royal Family are "bloodsucking alien lizards".

Mr Icke, 53, claims the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are shape-shifters who drink human blood to look like us.

And the father-of-three says a race of half-human, half-alien creatures has infiltrated all the world's key power positions.

He claims the US president, George W Bush, and his father, the former president, George Bush, are both giant lizards who change into humans
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popebuck1 January 16 2007, 20:45:46 UTC
That's different! Those are the alien lizards we KNOW! That doesn't mean we have to like it when their friends and families show up, draining off Earth's resources and sitting around the house drinking all our beer!

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london1967 January 16 2007, 20:54:20 UTC
I'm sure you can spare some mice!

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popebuck1 January 16 2007, 21:06:14 UTC
It's not the mice - they're all just such slobs! They keep putting their feet up on the coffee table and tracking their slime everywhere, and yesterday was the last straw: someone fertilized a clutch of eggs in the shower stall! It's just hanging there on the wall in a jellied mass, and I don't know if they'll be offended if I Lysol it or knock it down with the broom! I'm telling you, they have GOT TO GO!

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london1967 January 17 2007, 09:47:52 UTC
They say it tastes just like caviar...

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