Last night I treated myself to a massage...
It was all very pleasant but, when I was about to leave, the therapist commented on my skin.
He thinks that the reason why I bruise and cut extremely easily it's because the skin layer directly under my epidermis is really thin and it feels very "gritty" to the touch (and that is true - I can feel that myself, especially on my chest).
Oh well, I guess that my cover was blown!!
Jokes aside, I did feel rather depressed.. and ended up spending an hour or so googling for skin disorders when I got home!