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WHY I HATE CHILDREN.
WHO: Martín and Jo.
WHEN: Thursday afternoon. (August 5th)
WHERE: IKEA.
WHAT: DAT. ASS. I mean, hey, look at those Swedish meatballs!
( THEY KICK THE BACK OF SEATS ON AIRPLANES. ) -
That man in the corner looks miiiiighty creepy.
WHO: A certain Martín Luis Hernández Tincho and kimchi-lacking Yong Soo
WHEN: Thursday afternoon, August 4th
WHERE: SUPER ORGANIC GROCERY STORE/trader bro's
WHAT: Who's that creepy man in the corner waving you down.
( If he's selling shit, I want it. ) -
You have Something We Want...
WHO: Luci, Martin and Francis
WHEN: Thursday, July 29th, Evening
WHERE: Francis' Home
WHAT: So it's simple. Luci and Martin break in. Try to look for the video. Break things. Mission fail?
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I'M NOT A PERVERT, I'M AN ART LOVER.
WHO: Martín and Alfred.
WHEN: Sunday afternoon. (July 25th)
WHERE: WE IN MOCA, BITCH.
WHAT: Helpful young men assist tourists in getting their daily dose of art in Liberty. Really.
( THEY SEE US PERVIN', THEY HATIN'. ) -
THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!
WHO: Martín and Lucy. (If anyone else wants to drop by, just PM!)
WHEN: Monday afternoon. (July 26th)
WHERE: First Aid & CPR class at LU.
WHAT: Well, I guess we're supposed to be learning how to save lives...
( Inter Arma Caritas, amirite? ) -
LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION.
WHO: Tincho and the Invisible Man Matthew, duh.
WHEN: Monday afternoon. (July 19th)
WHERE: The sexyfine streets of Liberty.
WHAT: Is this a movie? A bad one?
( He was lit up like a Christmas tree. A Christmas tree in Vegas. ) -
SO IS THIS HIS UNBIRTHDAY?
WHO: Valen and Martin a shoplifter.
WHAT: Mate is SERIOUS. BUSINESS.
WHEN: Saturday, July 9th. Happy Birthday, motherfu-
WHERE Trader Bro's, Aisle 9.
( Well, it won't be very merry, I can tell you that much. ) -
SO I HERD U LIEK CATS.
WHO: That Cat Guy, I mean, Heracles and Martín.
WHEN: RIGHT NOW. Thursday evening. (July 8th)
WHERE: Herc's house in Ocean View.
WHAT: Can't two guys just get together to talk about some felines? Sheeeeesh.
RATING: TBA, but probably not for chilluns.
( CATS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE CATS. ) -
D-D-DON'T STOP THE BEAT.
WHO: Martín, Alicia, and anyone else that feels like crashing a party.
WHEN: A late Sunday evening in which everyone neglects a thing called responsibility. (June 27th)
WHERE: The Charleston.
WHAT: Someone's throwing a party. Who? I don't know but all these college students just showed up for the booze...
( Let's mock the midnight bell. ) -
THE MORNING AFTER.
WHO: Martín and... Juanita the mattress? Surprise appearance by Luciano!
WHEN: Backdated - the day after the Winchester brawling. (June 23rd)
WHERE: Milo's Home for Latinos.
WHAT: My pants are still on, so I'm pretty sure nothing happened...
( The bunk beds were a terrible idea! Why'd you let us do that?! )