WHO: Elizaveta, Roderich, Party Guests, and lots and lots of Strippers. WHEN: Friday, October 23 - Saturday, October 24. WHERE: K.i.N.K. - That wonderful strip club down that block. WHAT: Elizaveta's birthday party gone awry.
GUESS WHO. IIIIIIT'S DOROTHY.spr1ngcleaningOctober 25 2009, 14:19:04 UTC
Why, oh why did Fernando think walking into a gay strip club to ask for directions was such a good idea? The boy figured it would be harmless, and all, considering he was dressed like a girl (ie. his persona 'Dorothy') and therefore there was no chance of him being hit on by guys. Right?
Not even for one second did he think about: what if a girl hit on him? What if several girls decided to hit on him? I mean, surely a fellow girl - except Seychelles maybe - would never do such a thing! Since the bouncer didn't know the directions, the next best thing would be to ask horny, possibly drunk patrons of a strip club bar. He'd only be there for half a minute.
Half a minute turned into five minutes, which dissolved another five minutes and turned it into ten as he tried coaxing directions out of two girls who claimed they 'may' know. Fernando didn't mind that they bought him alcohol, since he was broke and it seemed to become a common occurrence. 'Dorothy' certainly didn't mind the free drinks, either. The only disadvantage in this deal was the severe lack of directions after what was now fifteen minutes, since in a moment of stupidity he forgot his way home. Not that he had to be there anytime soon...
But it would be really nice if he could get home before becoming completely drunk, yes?
Not even for one second did he think about: what if a girl hit on him? What if several girls decided to hit on him? I mean, surely a fellow girl - except Seychelles maybe - would never do such a thing! Since the bouncer didn't know the directions, the next best thing would be to ask horny, possibly drunk patrons of a strip club bar. He'd only be there for half a minute.
Half a minute turned into five minutes, which dissolved another five minutes and turned it into ten as he tried coaxing directions out of two girls who claimed they 'may' know. Fernando didn't mind that they bought him alcohol, since he was broke and it seemed to become a common occurrence. 'Dorothy' certainly didn't mind the free drinks, either. The only disadvantage in this deal was the severe lack of directions after what was now fifteen minutes, since in a moment of stupidity he forgot his way home. Not that he had to be there anytime soon...
But it would be really nice if he could get home before becoming completely drunk, yes?
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