would you like some pantyshots with that

[hwamei]

WHO: Mei, Edna~*~*~
WHEN: Thursday noon (October 8)
WHERE: Royal Café
WHAT: There are three types of customers who come to the Royal Café: the otaku, the dirty old man and the occasional lesbian.

Comments

They can be anything you want them to be, bb~ Feel free to control the maids, by the way.

[hwamei]

Mei was supposed to introduce herself and say, "よろしくお願いします" She knew she got this wrong because Anita shot her a dirty look that sent shivers down her spine in an instant. All of the maids knew that they shouldn't mess with Anita. That was her character, after all: a sweet, sugar-coated lolita on the outside, a dark, demented soul.

"Um, right this way," Mei gestured to the table in the middle of the cafe, desperate to get away. That particular table was always free during this hour but it was only now that she witnessed someone sitting there. More questions about Edna filled her head as she showed Edna to her seat. Did something pull her skirt up? No, that can't be it. Mei flattened the back of her skirt for good measure, just to be sure. People seeing that tattoo made her uncomfortable, to say the least.

"Have a seat," Mei pulled the chair for Edna and handed her the menu once she had taken her seat. "Here is our menu. Please tell me when you are ready to order."

There Mei - Umika - stood with pen and paper in hand and a pleasant smile on her face. A smile that she struggled to keep as Anita kept an eye on her from afar.

Wheeeeeeeeee~! >3

[teh_glk]

Edna didn't notice the scowl that Anita was giving Umika, far too busy admiring the maid. Fingers twitched as she studied the strands of hair that were sticking out, wanting nothing more than to curl it up in her finger.

Glancing at the table, Edna giggled. "The usual spot I see." She proclaimed, following the girl almost too eagerly. Looking around, making sure that no-one was really paying attention well, beside Anita but she was used to the customer's...habits almost to the stage of over looking some of them, she crouched down slightly. Grasping the edge of the skirt, Edna began to lift it up. She had just got the sight of ink when Umika began to fix her skirt, forcing her to let go. So. Fricking...

She gave the maid a smile when the chair was pulled out and placed a finger playfully on her lips as she looked at the menu. She really didn't need it, she only ever bought one dish from the Café. Not that this one knew that. Humming thoughtfully, she pretended to look over the menu, admiring the girl for a few minutes before placing the card down.

"I'll think I'll have my usual tanindon if you don't mind darlin'." She said, fluttering her eyes before giving the maid a flirtatious wink. She had to bite back a giggle when Anita looked away, blushing furiously, and forced herself to focus on Umika, waiting to see her reaction.

(・△・) (ﾟ △ ﾟ) (≧△≦) (；⌒；)

[hwamei]

Anita told Mei to direct a blonde named Edna to that certain table a few moments prior. What made her so deserving of her own spot still baffled her. She was sure Anita was laughing sadistically on the inside at this moment. That woman always knew exactly what she was doing and it scared Mei.

That wink. That tone. Darlin'... Right. Wasn't she the one supposed to flirt with the customers? No, wait a second, she didn't swing that way! Where was the cafe's resident tomboy? She called in sick for today. Oh no. The maids looked at Mei with utmost sympathy from the door leading to the kitchen and she turned away from them in disdain. Why her?

Right. The customer. Mei smiled.

"And the usual drink, as well?" Mei just remembered Anita had already briefed her on this. Now was not the time to be scatterbrained. "Please wait a moment."

After walking over to the counter to give the cook Edna's order, Mei went up the stairs and over to the shelf where they kept the games the maid would play with the customers as they waited for their food. Maybe Edna liked Jenga? Mei liked Jenga. Taking the box in her hands, she almost stepped on a stray Keroro doll and made her way back to Edna's table. Clumsiness got the better of her mid-way as she tripped on the last step and fell on the floor, spilling the contents of the box all over.

"Aiya!"

Cue chorus of otakus and maids alike: moeeeee~

(OwO)?

[teh_glk]

Judging by Umika's response to her flirting, she hadn't had to deal with that many lesbians here so far. She had to be better than those game and comic book geeks at least, right? "Yes please, I simply love melon cream soda." She chirped after the maid's retreating form, humming as she admired her...she needed a bit more of a bouncer in her step in Edna's opinion.

Watching Umika until she disappeared to where the games were held, Edna soon found herself looking at some of the other maids. She even gestured to one red hair girl (Luka, well that was what she was known as in the café anyway) to call her later, gaining an eager nod from her.

Turning back she smiled at Umika as she came back with a game (Jenga, not her favourite but she still enjoyed it) only to blink as the maid tripped, just avoiding a flying Jenga block. "Like, are you okay?" She gasped, jumping out of her seat and stated to help Umika up and ignoring the squeal from the others in the room (though she also did so inside).

Yeap, only helping her up. Not feeling her up in the least. Well...maybe she squeezed a bit more tightly than necessary but definitely not her feel her hope...honest.

You have every right to hate me. 。゜（＞д＜）゜。 also lol, Luka XD

[hwamei]

Mei had the intention of pulling away and getting right back up on her feet. The hold Edna had on her was rather... uncomfortable. Strange. Definitely awkward. Mei was about to pry Edna off until she realized this could be a tactic to reel in more customers. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to get their customers to talk about her moe lesbian antics, but she was sacrificing her reputation for the sake of the café. For the sake of the café. So she played along. This was what they called fanservice.

"I'm sorry," Umika put on her best pout. "I wasn't looking, and..."

Oh, shoot. Her eyes widened at the mess. The pieces of Jenga were scattered all over the floor. Anita was going to kill her. Breaking the act, Mei pulled away and let out an aiya~ before getting on all fours to pick up the pieces. Aiya - it had become her trademark catchphrase solely for work. Thank god for unintentionally adorable and feminine-looking brother figures, and thank Mei's selective hearing for blocking out the discreet sounds of cameras focused on her underwear.

~<3

[teh_glk]

Oh good god! Was she leaning into her? Trying to keep her lust general horniness emotions in check Edna just nodded and cooed at Umika. Poor thing, she knew what it was like to be clumsy too.

And no, that wasn't a small trickle of blood coming from her nose that everyone could see. Honest!

Before she could molest feel up properly hug the maid, she was out of her grasp and on all for looking for the blocks giving Edna a pretty good view of her... Okay, maybe she was having a bit of a nosebleed now. Luckily Luka seemed to already be at hand with a pink and blue frilly napkin for her and the blonde accepted it before crouching down to grab a few of the pieces near her. "Umika~" She chirped holding the pieces out to her.