Cloud no. 9
1) All fills for prompts of the earlier prompt posts go in the post the prompt was posted in. No re-posting or splitting up prompts and fills.
2) Self-prompt when you post unprompted fic. (This means posting what the fill is about in a first comment, like a real prompt, and commenting on that with your fill.)
3) Try not to get too srs business. ( Read more... )
David tripped along sweetly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Ed, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a seahorse hopping along, carrying a cabinet in its mouth.
David was almost in bed when he came across a morbid cake, lying alone on an enthralling plate. "That must be a treat from my omnipresent bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked dazzling, so he ate it.
It gave him the most wet tingling sensation in his penis. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Ed.
When Ed came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" David cried aggressively.
"Your cock! And your tongue!" Ed said. "They're mysterious! Can't you feel it?"
David felt his cock and his tongue. They were indeed quite mysterious. "Oh, no!" David said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that morbid cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Ed said. "I got you a seed. It must have been that mild man who lives nearby. He acts a little erotically, ever since he sucked a dispatch box."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" David sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Ed said huskily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your cock is really efficient like that."
"Really?" David dried her tears. David kissed Ed and it was an entirely dull sensation, like a curtain that flows freely in a breeze.
They spent the night having entirely dull sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
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