Cloud no. 9
1) All fills for prompts of the earlier prompt posts go in the post the prompt was posted in. No re-posting or splitting up prompts and fills.
2) Self-prompt when you post unprompted fic. (This means posting what the fill is about in a first comment, like a real prompt, and commenting on that with your fill.)
3) Try not to get too srs business. ( Read more... )
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May your new year be filled with lolitical wonderfulness, Oh Best Of Mods!
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I don't have any plot ideas so make of it what you will.
(I would prefer if it wasn't NuLab though)
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So the 2 main characters Mark and Jeremy go to this party full of posh people where one such posh man asks Jeremy where the tartar sauce is, to which Jeremy replies (quoting as best as I can remember) "It's in George Osborne's bollocks, so why don't you go upstairs and wank him off to get some." Or words to that effect.
So, maybe either a cracky fic where George's sperm actually is tartar sauce - Wizard!Bercow casts a spell on him as a prank or a punishment?
Or, for something (slightly) less cracky where George's sperm just tastes faintly like tartar sauce - or something else unusual - which his lover (preferably Peter, but it'd be fine if any potential authoranon has someone else in mind) only discovers upon giving him a blowjob for the first time and then proceeds to affectionately tease Gids about it.
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Captcha: blunder Truster ...maybe not :S
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“Hello, Sleeping Beauty. Tea? Coffee?”
“Tea. Please. What time is it? G&T about yet?”
“Ages ago. Toni's convinced Gina to go sightseeing, so they're probably not back until rehearsals tonight.”
“Sightseeing what?”
“Churches.”
“Didn't invite us?” Ali says, taking the cup of tea gratefully.
“Toni's made it quite clear she's not letting either of us near a church, thanks, after that anti-social behaviour awareness raising thing she dragged us into. Which wasn't even really a church event, or at least I would have been better behaved.”
“At least I didn't start it that time.”
“You're the one went 'What did that guy just say we all need to tell ourselves?' I was just paraphrasing for your benefit.”
“And you're quite sure “I'm bad, ( ... )
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“No,” Petra says, quietly. “I'm not a virgin that way. Or any other way, really. Though I don't think I could compete with your lack of gag reflex. And no,” she adds, as Ali rather pointedly moves her hands down her back, “not there either. Not even with girls. Sorry if that's a letdown.”
“Well, I guess nobody could say you don't give things a fair shot,” Ali says, a little wide-eyed.
“I've got nothing against guys. Just not actively in favour, much, on that front.”
Ali frowns slightly as another thought catches up. “You've used one - worn one - before?”
“I once fucked a boy with one. His toy, not mine. And yes, girls. Both ways. Is that what you wanted to know? Look, think of it like this,” Petra says, snuggling in, “it would still be my first time with you. If you want to, that is. You're blushing,” she adds, genuinely surprised ( ... )
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What if the Prime Minister has droit de seigneur over his ministers? He can take any minister of his choice to his bed the night the night he appoints them, or promotes them to a new role. DCam, to me, has that air of perpetual entitlement that would see a tradition like that as no more than his due as Prime Minister.
Anything related to this except fluff, basically. Angst, snark, dub-con, non-con, seduction, unexpectedly turned tables ... anon loves it all.
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"Rather predictable, don't you think?" William said, when David pointed out what was required of him. "Though I'd have thought you were too liberal to make use of this particular perk of the job."
"I am a Tory," David reminded him. He was Prime Minister, too, with the right to take whichever of his ministers he chose to bed on the night of their appointment. Technically, by law and custom, William didn't even have the right to refuse.
"Of course you are. And if you want to waste your prime ministerial right on a meaningless show of dominance, be my guest. I'm sure the prettier members of your cabinet will thank me for your forebearance."
"I'm not doing this as a show of anything," David lied. William was a former leader. He stil held considerable loyalty among the back-benchers. This was necessary. "I'm merely claiming my due."
"If you say so, Prime Minister," William said. "Far be it from me to question our revered leader after he's just led us almost to election success ( ... )
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