Cloud no. 9

[lolitics_meme]

1) All fills for prompts of the earlier prompt posts go in the post the prompt was posted in. No re-posting or splitting up prompts and fills.
2) Self-prompt when you post unprompted fic. (This means posting what the fill is about in a first comment, like a real prompt, and commenting on that with your fill.)
3) Try not to get too srs business.

Comments

Tartar sauce sperm - Whut?

[anonymous]

You know you've been coming to the meme too often when stuff like Peep Show is giving you prompts - those who saw the last episode of the current series probably know which bit I'm going to mention.

So the 2 main characters Mark and Jeremy go to this party full of posh people where one such posh man asks Jeremy where the tartar sauce is, to which Jeremy replies (quoting as best as I can remember) "It's in George Osborne's bollocks, so why don't you go upstairs and wank him off to get some." Or words to that effect.

So, maybe either a cracky fic where George's sperm actually is tartar sauce - Wizard!Bercow casts a spell on him as a prank or a punishment?

Or, for something (slightly) less cracky where George's sperm just tastes faintly like tartar sauce - or something else unusual - which his lover (preferably Peter, but it'd be fine if any potential authoranon has someone else in mind) only discovers upon giving him a blowjob for the first time and then proceeds to affectionately tease Gids about it.

Re: Tartar sauce sperm - Whut?

[anonymous]

That was such a brilliant scene!

Re: Tartar sauce sperm - Whut?

[anonymous]

Would OP be ok with an art fill?

Captcha: blunder Truster ...maybe not :S

Re: Tartar sauce sperm - Whut?

[anonymous]

OP here - Sure, I'd be happy with an art fill. :D

Re: Tartar sauce sperm - Whut?

[anonymous]

Cool. I've done the rough copy, but it'll be a few days until I can get access to a scanner.