My new one liner to people asking for spare change
"I literally shovel horse shit for a living, you can too."
It certainly makes the bill at the end of the month a lot less hefty. Plus I get to be around horses. Maybe I'll earn cool points with my barn and they'll let me do cool things.
*its not that I'm a cold heartless bitch, but in my area that spare change goes to crack. I am not supporting an addiction tyvm
I'm not sure if this is true, but apparently horses use breathing through nostrils to communicate with each other, and it's certainly working on hippo and mary :o So next time you're a near a horse breath into their nose! Mary just breathes into both sides of my nose, and hippo just tries to eat my face, maybe I'm saying "my face is tasty!" in horse?
Things to do before the Christmas party
- Buy a hookah pipe because I can't promise a hookah bar and not have a hookah bar.
- complete gift baskets!
- room needs to be cleaned out and furnished
- new sign
okay go!