Fic: Text Me a Happy New Year (Day 3 - Monday)
Media: Fic
Type: One-shot ( Masterpost (all parts))
Title: Text Me a Happy New Year
Author: lola_mejor
Word Count: ~11,000 (whoa) - but that's total. LJ's RETARDED formatting and weird size limits means it's in parts
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fluff, crack, angst, humor, romance, partridge in a pear tree
Pairings: Klaine
Spoilers: Nope... well kinda for speculation on a spoiler that turned out to not be true so it’s not even worth mentioning cos if you don’t know it, you won’t get it!
Warning: The entire thing is in text message form... forewarned is forearmed?
Disclaimer: I hacked the fictional text messages of fictional characters that don’t belong to me. Mea culpa.
Summary: No internet and no Kurt for over a week? Thank god for cell-phones. (Or: the one were Blaine goes away with his extended family every holiday season and 2011/2012 is no different)
A/N: My everlasting thanks tojennacorinth for her beta-skills, and for being my constant (and vocal) cheersquad! Also, any artists: I have some fan art requests at the end of this fic if anyone is willing to oblige - read on and it’ll make sense! Finally, formatting’s a bitch - bear with me if you see this and there are still some issues!
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MONDAY
Kurt
12/26/2011 9:04 AM
Morning my love
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 9:48 AM
Morning sexy
Kurt
12/26/2011 9:52 AM
Nat? Hannah? Have you stolen
Blaine’s phone again?
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 10:02 AM
No silly it’s me!
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:08 AM
You called me sexy
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 10:13 AM
Uh yeah - cos you are :) I woke up
thinking about you… well parts of
me were DEFINITELY thinking
about you ;)
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:20 AM
BLAINE ANDERSON! What if your
cousins see this conversation?!
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 10:24 AM
They’ll know how much you turn
me on (which is a LOT, just in
case that wasn’t clear)
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 10:29 AM
Anyway I’m with Jack and Luke -
they’re not nearly the gossips
that Nat and Hannah are.
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:32 AM
Ok well… you know I feel the same
way. I’m quite… uhhh… restless for
you actually.
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 10:36 AM
Do tell… ?
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:41 AM
NO I AM NOT GOING TO SEXT
WITH YOU!
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 10:45 AM
Ok Luke saw that message. I
think you were right to be cautious
- I can hear him shouting his
discovery to the girls.
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:51 AM
Oh my god that’s mortifying
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 10:54 AM
It’s pretty funny actually. And I
think it’s given me some added
street cred
Kurt
12/26/2011 10:56 AM
Added? Like you had any street
cred before…
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:03 AM
I’m meeting Rachel now - she’s
having people over for a holiday
season soiree tonight. Wish you
could come
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 11:09 AM
HAHAHA I’LL BET BLAINE WISHES
HE COULD COME TOO!!! LATER
DUDE - LUKE
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 11:11 AM
Sorry! Cellphone-gate here. Going to
hide this and concentrate on the
annual Anderson Family table tennis
tournament. The “Anderson Shield”
has my name on it - just gotta beat
Dad.
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:15 AM
Oh my god your cousins! I’m blushing!
Good luck winning the shield. I
believe in you. Love you
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 11:18 AM
Oh I’ll get Luke back. I’m pretty sure
he has been sexting his girlfriend in
the middle of the night. There will
be evidence
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 11:19 AM
Not *that* sort of evidence! I mean
messages on his phone!
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:20 AM
I don’t want to know… but haha
Kurt
12/26/2011 12:05 PM
Rachel is her own worst enemy.
Kurt
12/26/2011 12:13 PM
But she has a great basement for
parties - we’re just laying off the
alcohol this time. And the spin
the bottle.
Kurt
12/26/2011 1:10 PM
Did you win the shield? What are
you up to this afternoon?
Kurt
12/26/2011 2:30 PM
Ok I’ve rearranged the clothes in my
wardrobe based on color, length,
and even vintage. Worried about
you
Kurt
12/26/2011 2:32 PM
Sorry I’m being clingy. I just
miss you.
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 2:54 PM
Sorry I just can’t talk right now.
My dad…
Kurt
12/26/2011 3:01 PM
Ok now I’m really worried about you
can I call you?
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 3:03 PM
No not yet I just need some time to
think. Or not think. Or something
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 3:05 PM
Why did I let myself believe that
everything was better?
Kurt
12/26/2011 3:10 PM
Blaine pick up the phone. Please?
At least tell me what’s happened?
I love you so much I can’t stand
thinking that you’re hurting
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 3:23 PM
My aunt asked me about next year
at lunch and I mentioned maybe
trying to graduate early - like
we discussed…
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 3:25 PM
Apparently Dad thinks I should be
careful I don’t “compromise my
future” by graduating early. I don’t
think New York is in his plan for me
Kurt
12/26/2011 3:28 PM
Oh Blaine. Let me call you? Please?
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 3:30 PM
I just need a couple of hours Kurt.
I’m going to blow some shit up on
Call of Duty with the guys. Love you
Kurt
12/26/2011 3:32 PM
Ok but text me or call me ANY time.
I love you and will be thinking
about you the whole time. LOVE
YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 3:40 PM
Thanks. Love you too
Kurt
12/26/2011 4:23 PM
I know you’re busy and won’t
respond, but if your Dad can’t get it
through his head that this is your
life, that’s his problem, not ours
Kurt
12/26/2011 5:34 PM
But I don’t want you to come to
New York just to be with me. It is
genuinely YOUR life Blaine. I love
you and that means supporting
you in what YOU want to do
Kurt
12/26/2011 5:40 PM
And we don’t know what will happen
anyway. I mean I don’t know if I’ll
even get into NYADA - Rachel is trying
to be all brave about how they “have to”
take us but I don’t know…
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 6:02 PM
Kurt, relax. I want to come to New York.
With you. Just give me some time now
please
Kurt
12/26/2011 6:05 PM
Ok. xx
Kurt
12/26/2011 7:46 PM
I think there’s something about Rachel’s
basement. No alcohol this time but
people are just as crazy. Maybe it’s the
sparkly pink microphone.
Kurt
12/26/2011 8:16 PM
All I can do is think about you. And try
to fend off Puckerman’s weird dance
moves
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 9:35 PM
Are you able to talk now if I call you?
Kurt
12/26/2011 9:36 PM
Of course - I’ll just go up and lock
myself in Rachel’s room
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 11:02 PM
For the millionth time, thank you and
I love you. Gosh I love you so much.
You make everything seem ok just
with the sound of your voice. Miss
you xx
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:05 PM
I genuinely mean everything I say
Blaine. And it *is* possible your Dad is
just trying to be sure that you’ll be
happy
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 11:09 PM
I don’t want to start the whole debate
again, so I’ll just say I hope you’re right
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:13 PM
Glass half full - you’re the one who
taught me that. He didn’t say you shouldn’t
graduate early, he just said you should be
careful
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 11:16 PM
I know. It’s just… he then left on the next
flight home. I mean yeah he said it was
for some work emergency… but what if
that was just an excuse?
Blaine <3
12/26/2011 11:18 PM
Is he really so disappointed in me that
he can’t stand to be in the same house?
Kurt
12/26/2011 11:23 PM
I’m calling you again
Kurt
12/27/2011 12:34 AM
I wish I could kiss away those tears.
Snuggle up with Ludovic, and try to
get some sleep. Tomorrow will be
better. I love you
Blaine <3
12/27/2011 12:40 AM
Thank you Kurt. Good night. One less
day until I can snuggle with you instead…
feel your arms around me. Safe
Kurt
12/27/2011 12:42 AM
xxxxxxxxxxxx. I’ll always do my best to
keep you safe
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