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caseymac3339 wrote her own email to Hpnotiq:
I really, really did. While Hpnotiq looked intriguing and the description written on the bottle sounded delicious I was fighting off some mighty large warning bells. The fact that it looks like a bottle of Smurf cum was actually a plus, in my books so I picked it up. I thought, hey, if they're brave enough to market a product that looks like Smurf cum, I'll give it a try.
I have a personal philosophy as well that should have swayed me to pass up your product. I firmly believe that the more body ink a person has, the poorer their spelling is. Hpnotiq. Does anyone at head office still actually look like a human? Okay, you are located in Kentucky. Guess I'll need to be more specific. Would your employees be camouflaged while hiding in a box of Smarties? Do they attract long lines of traffic following behind them hoping to see the Clowns emerge from the trunk when they finally arrive at the Freak show? Does little Timmy need to use every crayon in the Crayola 96 colour box (with built in crayon sharpener!) when drawing a family portrait?
I now have a new theory. The poorer the spelling, the worse the product. With Hpnotiq being the taste equivalent of sucking crushed urinal cakes through a used catheter tube from the backed up bottom of a urinal in any often used and seldom cleaned men's room, that's my theory proved. QED. Hpnotiq leaves an aftertaste strongly reminiscent of Buckley's cough syrup in your mouth without the pleasure of a cold to dull ones taste buds. I couldn't spit it out fast enough!
Do Calvin and Denise Howard know that you're using the water in the well in their backyard to make Hpnotiq? Are you paying them royalties? Enquiring minds really f-ing want to know!!!
I'd ask for my money back but your bankruptcy papers have probably already been filed. Any refund check would, most likely, bounce.
Being a lover of my fellow (Canadian) man, I'm very tempted to "accidentally" stumble against every display of your product in my local liquor store!
You should be ashamed of yourselves for selling this spittoon sludge!!!
I really, really did. While Hpnotiq looked intriguing and the description written on the bottle sounded delicious I was fighting off some mighty large warning bells. The fact that it looks like a bottle of Smurf cum was actually a plus, in my books so I picked it up. I thought, hey, if they're brave enough to market a product that looks like Smurf cum, I'll give it a try.
I have a personal philosophy as well that should have swayed me to pass up your product. I firmly believe that the more body ink a person has, the poorer their spelling is. Hpnotiq. Does anyone at head office still actually look like a human? Okay, you are located in Kentucky. Guess I'll need to be more specific. Would your employees be camouflaged while hiding in a box of Smarties? Do they attract long lines of traffic following behind them hoping to see the Clowns emerge from the trunk when they finally arrive at the Freak show? Does little Timmy need to use every crayon in the Crayola 96 colour box (with built in crayon sharpener!) when drawing a family portrait?
I now have a new theory. The poorer the spelling, the worse the product. With Hpnotiq being the taste equivalent of sucking crushed urinal cakes through a used catheter tube from the backed up bottom of a urinal in any often used and seldom cleaned men's room, that's my theory proved. QED. Hpnotiq leaves an aftertaste strongly reminiscent of Buckley's cough syrup in your mouth without the pleasure of a cold to dull ones taste buds. I couldn't spit it out fast enough!
Do Calvin and Denise Howard know that you're using the water in the well in their backyard to make Hpnotiq? Are you paying them royalties? Enquiring minds really f-ing want to know!!!
I'd ask for my money back but your bankruptcy papers have probably already been filed. Any refund check would, most likely, bounce.
Being a lover of my fellow (Canadian) man, I'm very tempted to "accidentally" stumble against every display of your product in my local liquor store!
You should be ashamed of yourselves for selling this spittoon sludge!!!