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This is a new alcohol being introduced here called Hpnotiq. Do NOT waste your money
Dear Customer Service
Hello to anyone who may care
I recently purchased your product based on its packaging and marking description. It sounded delicious.
Hpnotiq is the most foul, disgusting alcoholic drink I have ever consumed. It's not fabulous at all. AU CONTRAIRE!
My friend, who is CC'd on this email, also sampled it. She tried calling Poison Control and they referred us to you.
We couldn't spit it out fast enough before quickly rincing our mouths, trying to rid our palets of the foul aftertaste.
You'll be happy to know that Listerine does kill the taste, should you need to advise other customers. It's much cheaper than a refund.
Speaking of which, can I have my money back??
Seriously, please take this off the market. I hate to dump good booze down the drain, so I have no problem pitching this crap. If the City accuses me of poisoning the sewers by doing so, I'm pointing them to you.
I would like my money back. False advertising.
Ok, maybe not totally. I'll give you these points: it is aqua blue. It is refreshing as well (see above when it spirited a quick trip to the sink)... the rest of the label is blatant lies. I wouldn't dare pollute champagne with Hpnotiq.
I would like to point out that the French have exported many fine products over the years. This is not one of them and they should ashamed and embarassed, plain and simple.
I'm sorry, your product sucks. That's the Canadian in me apologizing for YOU.
Can I have my money back? I wouldn't even offer this to a friend to try. Instead, I'm going on my blog to make sure my friends don't waste their money and insult their taste buds.
Sincerely,
Paul Aalders
Dear Customer Service
Hello to anyone who may care
I recently purchased your product based on its packaging and marking description. It sounded delicious.
Hpnotiq is the most foul, disgusting alcoholic drink I have ever consumed. It's not fabulous at all. AU CONTRAIRE!
My friend, who is CC'd on this email, also sampled it. She tried calling Poison Control and they referred us to you.
We couldn't spit it out fast enough before quickly rincing our mouths, trying to rid our palets of the foul aftertaste.
You'll be happy to know that Listerine does kill the taste, should you need to advise other customers. It's much cheaper than a refund.
Speaking of which, can I have my money back??
Seriously, please take this off the market. I hate to dump good booze down the drain, so I have no problem pitching this crap. If the City accuses me of poisoning the sewers by doing so, I'm pointing them to you.
I would like my money back. False advertising.
Ok, maybe not totally. I'll give you these points: it is aqua blue. It is refreshing as well (see above when it spirited a quick trip to the sink)... the rest of the label is blatant lies. I wouldn't dare pollute champagne with Hpnotiq.
I would like to point out that the French have exported many fine products over the years. This is not one of them and they should ashamed and embarassed, plain and simple.
I'm sorry, your product sucks. That's the Canadian in me apologizing for YOU.
Can I have my money back? I wouldn't even offer this to a friend to try. Instead, I'm going on my blog to make sure my friends don't waste their money and insult their taste buds.
Sincerely,
Paul Aalders