Jocelyn and I have a blog. It's awesome.

jveuxtonamour666.blogspot.com/

Seriously, I could not love her more.


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Hahahahahahahaha!

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I'mma pink head now..


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"Sarah Morrison: I really can't handle ugly girls talking about sex or their vaginas. I like picturing them as Ken dolls down there."

Last night after attending a VERY awkward show, Adriann and I decide it's time to get drunk and act a fool. Adriann, Josh, Wally and I go to the grocery store to buy beer. (Wally is already drunk at this point..) So we're checking out and the cashier asks "Whats the yellow marker on all your hands for?" Wally replies "It means we all have herpes ( Read more... )

I got carded at the movies tonight.. seriously..? Clearly I am not 17. The cop just wanted my name and address so he can send me Bloody Valentines like the ones in the movie I saw.


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Last night I had a dream that my mom wanted me to teach her how to use the computer/internet because she wanted to check and see if she was on "Our Chart" (fans of The L Word know what I'm talking about). Haha please take note that my mother is not even a lesbian.

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It is literally impossible for me to love her any more than I already do.


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