ganked from my friend unixronin  , who found this in a job posting:

“All applicants must be able to detect and alleviate there own spelling and grammer mistakes.”

-bs

First post! Seen on another LJ comm I belong to.

Someone was complaining about how a woman thought that working at a drive-thru made you stupid:

"...you don't know us. We could be here working to be paying for our Harvard intuition for all you know."

Just to let everybody know, cross-posting (within reason, ie- from a personal journal) or posting something from another comm is 100% fine but you MUST include either A) A link to the original post OR B) A mention of "Originally posted on 
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