In which an American plays America and a Canadian plays...uh...what's that guy's name again?
AKA BRODIE AND I HAVE TOO MUCH FUN.
Dramatis Personæ:
Kelsey- America
Brodiekins- ...who?
BEWARE, THIS SHIT BE LONG.
Canada (6:33:24 PM): America hates me.
America (6:33:35 PM): I don't hate youuuu
America (6:33:47 PM): I just don't understand why you won't become my 51st state.
America (6:33:49 PM): :'<
Canada (6:33:54 PM): >:
America (6:34:54 PM): I mean, you guys got the red and white part down.
America (6:34:59 PM): But ya need more blue.
America (6:35:07 PM): /throws Americana everywhere
Canada (6:35:10 PM): /stares at EU
Canada (6:35:15 PM): Their flag has blue :U
America (6:35:26 PM): Ain't part of yer flag, bro.
America (6:35:27 PM): :U
America (6:35:43 PM): I think you should just use mine.
America (6:35:46 PM): It's better.
America (6:35:47 PM): :D
Canada (6:35:51 PM): >:
Canada (6:35:58 PM): I don't think I've ever owned a Canadian flag...
America (6:36:08 PM): THAT'S OKAY, ME EITHER.
America (6:36:12 PM): /OBNOXIOUS LAUGH
America (6:36:16 PM): /PAT ON THE BACK--
America (6:36:22 PM): --wait, where?
America (6:36:51 PM): Dude, you can't own fake flags.
Canada (6:37:02 PM): /3\ I-it's C-Canada!
America (6:37:13 PM): /...blank stare
America (6:37:18 PM): /Jeopardy theme
America (6:37:25 PM): ...nah, I got nothing.
Canada (6:37:41 PM): G-Great North, strong and free >:
America (6:37:55 PM): Yeaaaah, America's great. = v =
Canada (6:38:16 PM): Not America! Caaaaaaanada
America (6:38:35 PM): ...dude, are you getting all crazy into fairies too?
America (6:38:42 PM): Man, I can only handle one in the family.
America (6:38:54 PM): If you were saying, like, Narnia or something, I could go with it, but...
America (6:38:55 PM): Canada.
America (6:38:58 PM): Come on.
America (6:38:59 PM): :T
Canada (6:39:08 PM): Because America's sooooooooo much better.
America (6:39:15 PM): Glad you realize! :D
America (6:39:37 PM): /PUTS A HAMBURGER ON YOUR HEAD AS A REWARD
Canada (6:40:16 PM): /siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, whatever /nomnomnom
Canada (6:40:22 PM): RealiSe by the way.
America (6:40:35 PM): /not listening, because you spell things funny
America (6:40:44 PM): /like, what the hell is up with the extra u anyway?
America (6:40:46 PM): /so stupid
Canada (6:41:01 PM): />:
Canada (6:41:02 PM): But
Canada (6:41:03 PM): But
Canada (6:41:06 PM): E-Eh!
America (6:41:07 PM): And it's ZEE, not zed.
America (6:41:09 PM): :T
America (6:42:55 PM): You can't go making something simple like the alphabet all complicated, bro!
America (6:43:01 PM): It's unAmerican!
America (6:43:15 PM): I mean, it even says that it's supposed to be easy in the name!
America (6:43:19 PM): ALPHAbet.
America (6:43:24 PM): It's alphamentary!
Canada (6:43:34 PM): .............................
America (6:43:35 PM): …what?
Canada (6:43:48 PM): /facepalming all up in here
America (6:43:53 PM): :D ?
Canada (6:44:02 PM): Did you really just say that?
America (6:44:08 PM): Say what?
Canada (6:44:15 PM): I'm not saying it.
America (6:44:30 PM): Then I plead the 5th.
America (6:44:34 PM): /thumbs up
Canada (6:44:42 PM): /has to google again
Canada (6:44:59 PM): That's not fair >:
America (6:45:10 PM): Fair's for tourists, little bro.
America (6:45:42 PM): What you need to concern yourself with is JUSTICE.
Canada (6:45:53 PM): I have a justice system!
America (6:46:02 PM): BUT DO YOU HAVE A HERO SYSTEM?
America (6:46:08 PM): /STARTS LAUGHING AGAIN
Canada (6:46:09 PM): /DEADPAN
Canada (6:46:11 PM): NO.
Canada (6:46:14 PM): NO I DON'T
Canada (6:46:16 PM): WHY?
Canada (6:46:22 PM): BECAUSE THAT'S STUPID.
America (6:46:33 PM): /glaaaaare
America (6:46:37 PM): Heroes are NOT stupid
America (6:46:48 PM): Captain America is fuckin' baller.
Canada (6:47:01 PM): Scott Pilgrim is cooler.
Canada (6:47:15 PM): So is Wolverine.
America (6:47:26 PM): Wolverine is fuckin' tight.
America (6:47:33 PM): Made by an AMERICAN so of course he is.
America (6:47:39 PM): /SLURPS COKE
Canada (6:47:46 PM): An American who made him Canadian :U
America (6:48:00 PM): ...made him what?
Canada (6:48:11 PM): Canadian! W-Wolverine's from Canada!
America (6:48:27 PM): ... :I
America (6:48:32 PM): Do you have a fever?
Canada (6:48:49 PM): What? No!
Canada (6:49:55 PM): CANADA IS A REAL PLACE
Canada (6:50:00 PM): I'M CANADA
America (6:50:28 PM): /LALALALA I ONLY SEE MY 51ST STATE
Canada (6:50:48 PM): /I'd tell you to look up some cities but they're all just British;;
America (6:51:04 PM): (LONDON, CANADA. INDEED.)
Canada (6:51:14 PM): If... If I'm your 51st state, why am I taller than you?
America (6:51:34 PM): /...stare
America (6:51:42 PM): What's that got to do with anythin'?
Canada (6:51:43 PM): /stare.......down~
America (6:51:51 PM): .........
America (6:52:09 PM): /grabs little bro's fat roll
America (6:52:11 PM): /TWIST
Canada (6:52:19 PM): /noooo Ontariooooo
Canada (6:52:27 PM): Ouchouchouch!
America (6:52:32 PM): /IS TALLER NOW AHAHAHA
Canada (6:53:02 PM): /grab older brother's bigger roll~
Canada (6:53:11 PM): /24% vs 33% BBY
America (6:53:29 PM): /I HAVE NO FAT, ONLY A HEROIC SIX-PACK OF PURE MUSCLE--ow ow owwww
America (6:53:32 PM): /Nebraska, owwww
Canada (6:53:44 PM): oww- T-Truce?
America (6:54:00 PM): A-AMERICA DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.
America (6:54:02 PM): /BROTACKLE
Canada (6:54:12 PM): /death-
Canada (6:54:24 PM): A-AMERICA! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? G-GET OFF ME!
Canada (6:54:39 PM): You're heavvvvvvy
America (6:55:01 PM): YOUR MOM IS HEAVY.
America (6:55:04 PM): /sits on
America (6:55:08 PM): /victorrrrrrr
America (6:55:13 PM): Hahahaaaaa...
America (6:55:19 PM): WOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF 1812.
America (6:55:23 PM): /whenItookyourvirginity
Canada (6:55:48 PM): /let me light your crotch on fire with Iggy's lighter and we'll see about virginities.
America (6:56:07 PM): /I will always have Virginia--OY. FLORIDA. NO. STAY AWAY.
Canada (6:56:50 PM): />D
Canada (6:56:53 PM): /SHOVES
America (6:57:25 PM): /seizes little bro by the ear (a la Hans Island~?) and drags him upright
America (6:57:28 PM): :|
Canada (6:57:43 PM): You're such a dirty fighter---
Canada (6:57:52 PM): /my island;;;
America (6:58:33 PM): Ahahahaaaaa~
America (6:58:42 PM): I don't fight dirty, I fight pro~
Canada (6:58:52 PM): ....
Canada (6:59:04 PM): *grabs your ear, twisting*
Canada (6:59:12 PM): Oh look, now I'm a pro too.
America (7:00:21 PM): Ow ow ow--
America (7:00:25 PM): /GRABS HAIR CURL
America (7:00:28 PM): /PULLS VICIOUSLY
Canada (7:00:31 PM): /NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Canada (7:00:39 PM): /whimper
America (7:00:54 PM): /release mein ear
Canada (7:01:09 PM): /not until you let go first :'<
America (7:01:16 PM): /...TUG
Canada (7:01:25 PM): /HGNHH
Canada (7:01:34 PM): /STRETCHES FOR NANTUCKET
America (7:01:49 PM): /but Nantucket does nothing :T
Canada (7:02:00 PM): /YANKS
Canada (7:02:07 PM): /hahaha Yank, yankee
Canada (7:02:10 PM): /hahahahahha
America (7:02:28 PM): /just stares
America (7:02:35 PM): /because Nantucket does nothing.
America (7:02:38 PM): /srsly
America (7:02:40 PM): :T
Canada (7:02:43 PM): /nantucket is still hair >:
America (7:02:53 PM): /but I'm a hero :U
Canada (7:03:11 PM): /siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Canada (7:03:16 PM): /lets go
America (7:03:29 PM): /lets go as well
America (7:03:33 PM): /STILL THE VICTOR
America (7:03:37 PM): So we're agreed.
America (7:03:40 PM): It's zee.
America (7:03:42 PM): Not zed.
America (7:03:43 PM): :D
Canada (7:03:48 PM): /_______=
Canada (7:03:50 PM): Sure...
Canada (7:03:55 PM): Zed.
America (7:04:03 PM): Nononono, ZEE.
America (7:04:05 PM): ZEEEEEEEEEEE.
Canada (7:04:13 PM): sorry, what?
Canada (7:04:17 PM): Zeeeeeeeeeed?
America (7:04:28 PM): /ignoring you now
America (7:04:36 PM): /Japan just sent me the new pokemon game
America (7:04:39 PM): /DISTRACTED
Canada (7:04:46 PM): /peeks over shoulder
Canada (7:04:51 PM): I-Is that-
Canada (7:06:30 PM): P-Pokemonn
Canada (7:06:33 PM): *A*
America (7:06:40 PM): Yup.
America (7:06:41 PM): /focused
Canada (7:06:48 PM): Dude, black or white
America (7:07:11 PM): White, duh.
America (7:07:17 PM): Black legendary is hella bad-ass.
Canada (7:07:30 PM): I know right? Lightning-dragon...
Canada (7:07:34 PM): So cool.
America (7:07:38 PM): DUDE.
America (7:07:41 PM): /AFFRONTED LOOK
America (7:07:47 PM): NO. FUCKING. SPOILERS.
America (7:07:59 PM): You already ruined goddamn Harry Potter for me, so shut it.
Canada (7:08:07 PM): Oh shut up. You know you looked at both rosters to know which one you wanted to buy.
Canada (7:08:18 PM): Probably have bulbapedia up on your iPhone
America (7:08:22 PM): /...YEAH FOCUSED
America (7:08:27 PM): /ON THE GAAAAAAAME
Canada (7:08:33 PM): />:
America (7:08:34 PM): (Which you just lost, btw)
Canada (7:08:47 PM): You know what else?
Canada (7:08:54 PM): In the end, Bella chooses Edward.
America (7:09:03 PM): .........................
America (7:09:10 PM): I WILL KILL YOU WITH THIS DS STYLUS.
America (7:09:12 PM): /CHASES
Canada (7:09:17 PM): /TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
America (7:11:01 PM): ...hey, bro.
Canada (7:11:16 PM): /keeping a chair between them
America (7:11:21 PM): In the end, the whole cast of Jersey Shore gets HIV and dies off the coast of Africa.
America (7:11:25 PM): :D
Canada (7:11:29 PM): ........
Canada (7:11:34 PM): W-What!?
America (7:11:38 PM): :DDDDDDD
Canada (7:11:47 PM): /S-Snookie
Canada (7:11:51 PM): /m-My love
Canada (7:11:54 PM): /NOOOOOOOO
Canada (7:11:57 PM): /falls to knees
America (7:11:58 PM): /You mean worm-food?
America (7:12:02 PM): :DDDDD
Canada (7:12:23 PM): You know what? I'm leaving Beiber over there you jerk.
America (7:12:32 PM): Kaaaay~
America (7:12:37 PM): Thanks for all the money, bro~!
Canada (7:13:34 PM): /grumbles something about 'who'll be laughing when he turns out to be a soviet agent and shanks the president'
Canada (7:14:21 PM): /I will have my revenge!
America (7:15:03 PM): /I will come for you and we will relive 1812.
America (7:15:12 PM): /so think about that carefully
Canada (7:15:20 PM): /we'll take James Cameron back
Canada (7:15:29 PM): THEN WHO WILL MAKE YOUR MOVIES?!
Canada (7:15:32 PM): /muwhahahahaha
America (7:15:36 PM): Michael Bay. :U
Canada (7:16:05 PM): Fine. I'll play with the space marines and fight aliens
Canada (7:16:08 PM): you have fun with cars~
America (7:16:23 PM): ...fuck you, I have Christopher Nolan~
Canada (7:16:54 PM): Hey, Al, you know how you love Ace Ventura?
America (7:17:50 PM): --don't you DARE.
Canada (7:18:03 PM): I'LL TAKE HIM BACK AL.
Canada (7:18:06 PM): JUST WATCH ME.
America (7:18:31 PM): /I can't watch you if you go invisible
America (7:18:53 PM): ...brooooooooo?
Canada (7:18:58 PM): /faaaaading
Canada (7:19:00 PM): /angst
America (7:19:04 PM): ...
America (7:19:07 PM): Broooo?
Canada (7:22:08 PM): Y-Yes?
America (7:48:01 PM): ...where the fuck did he go...
Canada (7:48:10 PM): /noodles around in the background
America (7:48:54 PM): :I
Canada (7:50:16 PM): Allllllllllllllllllll
America (7:50:30 PM): /...since bro is not around
America (7:50:33 PM): /KITCHEN RAAAAAAAID
Canada (7:50:41 PM): /NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Canada (7:50:46 PM): MY SYRUP :'|
America (7:51:14 PM): /...gets a chill down his spine
America (7:51:18 PM): /...l-looks around
America (7:51:21 PM): ...Mattie?
Canada (7:51:28 PM): Allllllll /spoooooooky
America (7:51:41 PM): o ^ o
Canada (7:51:44 PM): Bitch be stealin' mah pancakes and I'm gonna haunt your aaaaaaassssss
America (7:52:27 PM): ....
America (7:52:38 PM): /DOES A 007 ROLL FOR THE HALL CLOSET
America (7:52:45 PM): /PULLS OUT VACUUM CLEANER
America (7:52:52 PM): C-COME AT ME, GHOST BASTARDS!
Canada (7:52:52 PM): /ohohohohohohohohoho
Canada (7:53:01 PM): YOU THINK VACUUMS WORK ON US MORTAL?
Canada (7:53:07 PM): /rattles sidetable
Canada (7:53:09 PM): /LIKE A BAWSS
America (7:53:15 PM): /FDNGDHFGJHFD
America (7:53:25 PM): /POINTS VACUUM CLEANER IN THAT DIRECTION
Canada (7:53:32 PM): ....
Canada (7:53:38 PM): /hey, my hoodie :'|
America (7:53:45 PM): ..........
America (7:53:48 PM): HOLY SHIT.
America (7:53:51 PM): HOLY SHIT I GOT ONE
America (7:53:54 PM): MAAAAAAAAAAATT
America (7:53:58 PM): MATTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Canada (7:54:10 PM): Al- what- S-STOP! THAT"S MY FACE
America (7:54:17 PM): /CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU
America (7:54:20 PM): AHAHAHAHA
Canada (7:54:27 PM): /SNATCHES VACUUM
Canada (7:54:29 PM): /TOSSES
America (7:54:40 PM): AND YOU SAID A HERO SYSTEM WAS STUPID AND I JUST CAUGHT AN EVIL GHOST IN YOUR HOU--
America (7:54:42 PM): ................................
America (7:54:47 PM): SHIT, EVIL GHOST
America (7:54:56 PM): /WRIST COMMUNICATOR TO TONY
America (7:55:00 PM): /BEAM ME UP
America (7:55:05 PM): /...Matt will live
America (7:55:08 PM): /(probably)
Canada (7:55:16 PM): /used to this
Canada (7:55:18 PM): /probably
Dramatis Personæ:
Kelsey- America
Brodiekins- ...who?
BEWARE, THIS SHIT BE LONG.
Canada (6:33:24 PM): America hates me.
America (6:33:35 PM): I don't hate youuuu
America (6:33:47 PM): I just don't understand why you won't become my 51st state.
America (6:33:49 PM): :'<
Canada (6:33:54 PM): >:
America (6:34:54 PM): I mean, you guys got the red and white part down.
America (6:34:59 PM): But ya need more blue.
America (6:35:07 PM): /throws Americana everywhere
Canada (6:35:10 PM): /stares at EU
Canada (6:35:15 PM): Their flag has blue :U
America (6:35:26 PM): Ain't part of yer flag, bro.
America (6:35:27 PM): :U
America (6:35:43 PM): I think you should just use mine.
America (6:35:46 PM): It's better.
America (6:35:47 PM): :D
Canada (6:35:51 PM): >:
Canada (6:35:58 PM): I don't think I've ever owned a Canadian flag...
America (6:36:08 PM): THAT'S OKAY, ME EITHER.
America (6:36:12 PM): /OBNOXIOUS LAUGH
America (6:36:16 PM): /PAT ON THE BACK--
America (6:36:22 PM): --wait, where?
America (6:36:51 PM): Dude, you can't own fake flags.
Canada (6:37:02 PM): /3\ I-it's C-Canada!
America (6:37:13 PM): /...blank stare
America (6:37:18 PM): /Jeopardy theme
America (6:37:25 PM): ...nah, I got nothing.
Canada (6:37:41 PM): G-Great North, strong and free >:
America (6:37:55 PM): Yeaaaah, America's great. = v =
Canada (6:38:16 PM): Not America! Caaaaaaanada
America (6:38:35 PM): ...dude, are you getting all crazy into fairies too?
America (6:38:42 PM): Man, I can only handle one in the family.
America (6:38:54 PM): If you were saying, like, Narnia or something, I could go with it, but...
America (6:38:55 PM): Canada.
America (6:38:58 PM): Come on.
America (6:38:59 PM): :T
Canada (6:39:08 PM): Because America's sooooooooo much better.
America (6:39:15 PM): Glad you realize! :D
America (6:39:37 PM): /PUTS A HAMBURGER ON YOUR HEAD AS A REWARD
Canada (6:40:16 PM): /siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, whatever /nomnomnom
Canada (6:40:22 PM): RealiSe by the way.
America (6:40:35 PM): /not listening, because you spell things funny
America (6:40:44 PM): /like, what the hell is up with the extra u anyway?
America (6:40:46 PM): /so stupid
Canada (6:41:01 PM): />:
Canada (6:41:02 PM): But
Canada (6:41:03 PM): But
Canada (6:41:06 PM): E-Eh!
America (6:41:07 PM): And it's ZEE, not zed.
America (6:41:09 PM): :T
America (6:42:55 PM): You can't go making something simple like the alphabet all complicated, bro!
America (6:43:01 PM): It's unAmerican!
America (6:43:15 PM): I mean, it even says that it's supposed to be easy in the name!
America (6:43:19 PM): ALPHAbet.
America (6:43:24 PM): It's alphamentary!
Canada (6:43:34 PM): .............................
America (6:43:35 PM): …what?
Canada (6:43:48 PM): /facepalming all up in here
America (6:43:53 PM): :D ?
Canada (6:44:02 PM): Did you really just say that?
America (6:44:08 PM): Say what?
Canada (6:44:15 PM): I'm not saying it.
America (6:44:30 PM): Then I plead the 5th.
America (6:44:34 PM): /thumbs up
Canada (6:44:42 PM): /has to google again
Canada (6:44:59 PM): That's not fair >:
America (6:45:10 PM): Fair's for tourists, little bro.
America (6:45:42 PM): What you need to concern yourself with is JUSTICE.
Canada (6:45:53 PM): I have a justice system!
America (6:46:02 PM): BUT DO YOU HAVE A HERO SYSTEM?
America (6:46:08 PM): /STARTS LAUGHING AGAIN
Canada (6:46:09 PM): /DEADPAN
Canada (6:46:11 PM): NO.
Canada (6:46:14 PM): NO I DON'T
Canada (6:46:16 PM): WHY?
Canada (6:46:22 PM): BECAUSE THAT'S STUPID.
America (6:46:33 PM): /glaaaaare
America (6:46:37 PM): Heroes are NOT stupid
America (6:46:48 PM): Captain America is fuckin' baller.
Canada (6:47:01 PM): Scott Pilgrim is cooler.
Canada (6:47:15 PM): So is Wolverine.
America (6:47:26 PM): Wolverine is fuckin' tight.
America (6:47:33 PM): Made by an AMERICAN so of course he is.
America (6:47:39 PM): /SLURPS COKE
Canada (6:47:46 PM): An American who made him Canadian :U
America (6:48:00 PM): ...made him what?
Canada (6:48:11 PM): Canadian! W-Wolverine's from Canada!
America (6:48:27 PM): ... :I
America (6:48:32 PM): Do you have a fever?
Canada (6:48:49 PM): What? No!
Canada (6:49:55 PM): CANADA IS A REAL PLACE
Canada (6:50:00 PM): I'M CANADA
America (6:50:28 PM): /LALALALA I ONLY SEE MY 51ST STATE
Canada (6:50:48 PM): /I'd tell you to look up some cities but they're all just British;;
America (6:51:04 PM): (LONDON, CANADA. INDEED.)
Canada (6:51:14 PM): If... If I'm your 51st state, why am I taller than you?
America (6:51:34 PM): /...stare
America (6:51:42 PM): What's that got to do with anythin'?
Canada (6:51:43 PM): /stare.......down~
America (6:51:51 PM): .........
America (6:52:09 PM): /grabs little bro's fat roll
America (6:52:11 PM): /TWIST
Canada (6:52:19 PM): /noooo Ontariooooo
Canada (6:52:27 PM): Ouchouchouch!
America (6:52:32 PM): /IS TALLER NOW AHAHAHA
Canada (6:53:02 PM): /grab older brother's bigger roll~
Canada (6:53:11 PM): /24% vs 33% BBY
America (6:53:29 PM): /I HAVE NO FAT, ONLY A HEROIC SIX-PACK OF PURE MUSCLE--ow ow owwww
America (6:53:32 PM): /Nebraska, owwww
Canada (6:53:44 PM): oww- T-Truce?
America (6:54:00 PM): A-AMERICA DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS.
America (6:54:02 PM): /BROTACKLE
Canada (6:54:12 PM): /death-
Canada (6:54:24 PM): A-AMERICA! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? G-GET OFF ME!
Canada (6:54:39 PM): You're heavvvvvvy
America (6:55:01 PM): YOUR MOM IS HEAVY.
America (6:55:04 PM): /sits on
America (6:55:08 PM): /victorrrrrrr
America (6:55:13 PM): Hahahaaaaa...
America (6:55:19 PM): WOW, THIS REMINDS ME OF 1812.
America (6:55:23 PM): /whenItookyourvirginity
Canada (6:55:48 PM): /let me light your crotch on fire with Iggy's lighter and we'll see about virginities.
America (6:56:07 PM): /I will always have Virginia--OY. FLORIDA. NO. STAY AWAY.
Canada (6:56:50 PM): />D
Canada (6:56:53 PM): /SHOVES
America (6:57:25 PM): /seizes little bro by the ear (a la Hans Island~?) and drags him upright
America (6:57:28 PM): :|
Canada (6:57:43 PM): You're such a dirty fighter---
Canada (6:57:52 PM): /my island;;;
America (6:58:33 PM): Ahahahaaaaa~
America (6:58:42 PM): I don't fight dirty, I fight pro~
Canada (6:58:52 PM): ....
Canada (6:59:04 PM): *grabs your ear, twisting*
Canada (6:59:12 PM): Oh look, now I'm a pro too.
America (7:00:21 PM): Ow ow ow--
America (7:00:25 PM): /GRABS HAIR CURL
America (7:00:28 PM): /PULLS VICIOUSLY
Canada (7:00:31 PM): /NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Canada (7:00:39 PM): /whimper
America (7:00:54 PM): /release mein ear
Canada (7:01:09 PM): /not until you let go first :'<
America (7:01:16 PM): /...TUG
Canada (7:01:25 PM): /HGNHH
Canada (7:01:34 PM): /STRETCHES FOR NANTUCKET
America (7:01:49 PM): /but Nantucket does nothing :T
Canada (7:02:00 PM): /YANKS
Canada (7:02:07 PM): /hahaha Yank, yankee
Canada (7:02:10 PM): /hahahahahha
America (7:02:28 PM): /just stares
America (7:02:35 PM): /because Nantucket does nothing.
America (7:02:38 PM): /srsly
America (7:02:40 PM): :T
Canada (7:02:43 PM): /nantucket is still hair >:
America (7:02:53 PM): /but I'm a hero :U
Canada (7:03:11 PM): /siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Canada (7:03:16 PM): /lets go
America (7:03:29 PM): /lets go as well
America (7:03:33 PM): /STILL THE VICTOR
America (7:03:37 PM): So we're agreed.
America (7:03:40 PM): It's zee.
America (7:03:42 PM): Not zed.
America (7:03:43 PM): :D
Canada (7:03:48 PM): /_______=
Canada (7:03:50 PM): Sure...
Canada (7:03:55 PM): Zed.
America (7:04:03 PM): Nononono, ZEE.
America (7:04:05 PM): ZEEEEEEEEEEE.
Canada (7:04:13 PM): sorry, what?
Canada (7:04:17 PM): Zeeeeeeeeeed?
America (7:04:28 PM): /ignoring you now
America (7:04:36 PM): /Japan just sent me the new pokemon game
America (7:04:39 PM): /DISTRACTED
Canada (7:04:46 PM): /peeks over shoulder
Canada (7:04:51 PM): I-Is that-
Canada (7:06:30 PM): P-Pokemonn
Canada (7:06:33 PM): *A*
America (7:06:40 PM): Yup.
America (7:06:41 PM): /focused
Canada (7:06:48 PM): Dude, black or white
America (7:07:11 PM): White, duh.
America (7:07:17 PM): Black legendary is hella bad-ass.
Canada (7:07:30 PM): I know right? Lightning-dragon...
Canada (7:07:34 PM): So cool.
America (7:07:38 PM): DUDE.
America (7:07:41 PM): /AFFRONTED LOOK
America (7:07:47 PM): NO. FUCKING. SPOILERS.
America (7:07:59 PM): You already ruined goddamn Harry Potter for me, so shut it.
Canada (7:08:07 PM): Oh shut up. You know you looked at both rosters to know which one you wanted to buy.
Canada (7:08:18 PM): Probably have bulbapedia up on your iPhone
America (7:08:22 PM): /...YEAH FOCUSED
America (7:08:27 PM): /ON THE GAAAAAAAME
Canada (7:08:33 PM): />:
America (7:08:34 PM): (Which you just lost, btw)
Canada (7:08:47 PM): You know what else?
Canada (7:08:54 PM): In the end, Bella chooses Edward.
America (7:09:03 PM): .........................
America (7:09:10 PM): I WILL KILL YOU WITH THIS DS STYLUS.
America (7:09:12 PM): /CHASES
Canada (7:09:17 PM): /TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
America (7:11:01 PM): ...hey, bro.
Canada (7:11:16 PM): /keeping a chair between them
America (7:11:21 PM): In the end, the whole cast of Jersey Shore gets HIV and dies off the coast of Africa.
America (7:11:25 PM): :D
Canada (7:11:29 PM): ........
Canada (7:11:34 PM): W-What!?
America (7:11:38 PM): :DDDDDDD
Canada (7:11:47 PM): /S-Snookie
Canada (7:11:51 PM): /m-My love
Canada (7:11:54 PM): /NOOOOOOOO
Canada (7:11:57 PM): /falls to knees
America (7:11:58 PM): /You mean worm-food?
America (7:12:02 PM): :DDDDD
Canada (7:12:23 PM): You know what? I'm leaving Beiber over there you jerk.
America (7:12:32 PM): Kaaaay~
America (7:12:37 PM): Thanks for all the money, bro~!
Canada (7:13:34 PM): /grumbles something about 'who'll be laughing when he turns out to be a soviet agent and shanks the president'
Canada (7:14:21 PM): /I will have my revenge!
America (7:15:03 PM): /I will come for you and we will relive 1812.
America (7:15:12 PM): /so think about that carefully
Canada (7:15:20 PM): /we'll take James Cameron back
Canada (7:15:29 PM): THEN WHO WILL MAKE YOUR MOVIES?!
Canada (7:15:32 PM): /muwhahahahaha
America (7:15:36 PM): Michael Bay. :U
Canada (7:16:05 PM): Fine. I'll play with the space marines and fight aliens
Canada (7:16:08 PM): you have fun with cars~
America (7:16:23 PM): ...fuck you, I have Christopher Nolan~
Canada (7:16:54 PM): Hey, Al, you know how you love Ace Ventura?
America (7:17:50 PM): --don't you DARE.
Canada (7:18:03 PM): I'LL TAKE HIM BACK AL.
Canada (7:18:06 PM): JUST WATCH ME.
America (7:18:31 PM): /I can't watch you if you go invisible
America (7:18:53 PM): ...brooooooooo?
Canada (7:18:58 PM): /faaaaading
Canada (7:19:00 PM): /angst
America (7:19:04 PM): ...
America (7:19:07 PM): Broooo?
Canada (7:22:08 PM): Y-Yes?
America (7:48:01 PM): ...where the fuck did he go...
Canada (7:48:10 PM): /noodles around in the background
America (7:48:54 PM): :I
Canada (7:50:16 PM): Allllllllllllllllllll
America (7:50:30 PM): /...since bro is not around
America (7:50:33 PM): /KITCHEN RAAAAAAAID
Canada (7:50:41 PM): /NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Canada (7:50:46 PM): MY SYRUP :'|
America (7:51:14 PM): /...gets a chill down his spine
America (7:51:18 PM): /...l-looks around
America (7:51:21 PM): ...Mattie?
Canada (7:51:28 PM): Allllllll /spoooooooky
America (7:51:41 PM): o ^ o
Canada (7:51:44 PM): Bitch be stealin' mah pancakes and I'm gonna haunt your aaaaaaassssss
America (7:52:27 PM): ....
America (7:52:38 PM): /DOES A 007 ROLL FOR THE HALL CLOSET
America (7:52:45 PM): /PULLS OUT VACUUM CLEANER
America (7:52:52 PM): C-COME AT ME, GHOST BASTARDS!
Canada (7:52:52 PM): /ohohohohohohohohoho
Canada (7:53:01 PM): YOU THINK VACUUMS WORK ON US MORTAL?
Canada (7:53:07 PM): /rattles sidetable
Canada (7:53:09 PM): /LIKE A BAWSS
America (7:53:15 PM): /FDNGDHFGJHFD
America (7:53:25 PM): /POINTS VACUUM CLEANER IN THAT DIRECTION
Canada (7:53:32 PM): ....
Canada (7:53:38 PM): /hey, my hoodie :'|
America (7:53:45 PM): ..........
America (7:53:48 PM): HOLY SHIT.
America (7:53:51 PM): HOLY SHIT I GOT ONE
America (7:53:54 PM): MAAAAAAAAAAATT
America (7:53:58 PM): MATTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Canada (7:54:10 PM): Al- what- S-STOP! THAT"S MY FACE
America (7:54:17 PM): /CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU
America (7:54:20 PM): AHAHAHAHA
Canada (7:54:27 PM): /SNATCHES VACUUM
Canada (7:54:29 PM): /TOSSES
America (7:54:40 PM): AND YOU SAID A HERO SYSTEM WAS STUPID AND I JUST CAUGHT AN EVIL GHOST IN YOUR HOU--
America (7:54:42 PM): ................................
America (7:54:47 PM): SHIT, EVIL GHOST
America (7:54:56 PM): /WRIST COMMUNICATOR TO TONY
America (7:55:00 PM): /BEAM ME UP
America (7:55:05 PM): /...Matt will live
America (7:55:08 PM): /(probably)
Canada (7:55:16 PM): /used to this
Canada (7:55:18 PM): /probably