SPAM SATURDAY: WEEK 25 // Why hast thou forsaken me?

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~THIS WEEK ON THE DAYS OF IGGY'S LIFE~

A SHOCKING, YET UPSETTING SURPRISE CONFRONTS OUR HERO(INE?).......

Scratch that, I sound too much like a certain hamburger-for-brains...
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*ahem* OUR DASHING PROTAGONIST IN A MOST SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS CONFRONTS BETRAYAL. EXPERIENCES LOSS. TAKES A BITE OUT OF

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GIVE INTO AIM.

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TELL YOUR COMPUTER TO PUT OUT, OR YOU'LL BREAK UP (NOT REALLY).

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I'LL TAKE RESPONSIBILITY (I DEMAND A PATERNITY TEST, STAT).

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JUST COVERING ALL OF MY TRACKS!

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I DENY EVERYTHING. EVEN IF THEY DO HAVE MY BROWS.

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WELL...PAPA KIRKLAND TECHNICALLY IS AN AMALGAMATION OF HENRY VIII AND THE BRITISH EMPIRE... SO...

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MY BROTHERS HAVE THOSE EYEBROWS TOO! LOOK AT THEM!

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...THIS CORRELATION...I APPROVE..MOSTLY.

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