SPAM SATURDAY: WEEK 25 // Why hast thou forsaken me?

[thelolsquad]

~THIS WEEK ON THE DAYS OF IGGY'S LIFE~

A SHOCKING, YET UPSETTING SURPRISE CONFRONTS OUR HERO(INE?).......

Scratch that, I sound too much like a certain hamburger-for-brains...
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*ahem* OUR DASHING PROTAGONIST IN A MOST SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS CONFRONTS BETRAYAL. EXPERIENCES LOSS. TAKES A BITE OUT OF MOURNING. AND WASHES THE DIRTY SOCKS OF SORROW.

AND BELIEVE ME, THEY ARE RANK.

BUT THROUGH THE STRENGTH OF HISORHER SPIRIT...FORTITUDE....TASTY AEBLESKIVERS...AND REALLY BLOODY BRILLIANT EYEBROWS, MANAGES TO SURPASS ALL OF THESE TRIALS (AND THOSE BASTARDS AT AOL WHO SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT WITHOUT PRIOR WARNING) AND PRODUCES...

A NEW AIM SCREEN NAME.

ShamelessSatire

MEMORIZE IT~

P-please...?

Ladies and Gentleman...the product of a suspended AIM account and a Screwdriver.

You may go about your spamming business.

EDIT: HEEJWORTH HERE TO SHOW YOU THE INSIDE SCOOP~
ShamelessSatire (9:31:50 P.M.): I SWEAR I'M NOT A STALKER.
ellochang (9:31:59 P.M.): .......
ellochang (9:32:09 P.M.): Way to open a conversation.

Happy spamming, loves~*~*~


SON OF AN EDIT: SAMISKA HAS SOME EVIDENCE TO PROVIDE!

ShamelessSatire (9:47:41 P.M.): Have you posted Spam Saturday?
ellochang (9:47:44 P.M.): .............

GRANDSON OF AN EDIT:



HEEJWORTH HAS SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU:
ShamelessSatire (9:55:40 P.M.): Bwaha~
ellochang (9:57:19 P.M.): Oh, god...
ellochang (9:57:37 P.M.): You + Alcohol + "Bwaha" = Not good.
ShamelessSatire (9:59:38 P.M.): I CAN CLAIM THIS BEING THE VODKA'S FAULT LATER!

ILLEGITIMATE DAUGHTER OF AN EDIT:



SAMISKA HAS A CONVERSATION THAT'S QUITE DAMNING:
ellochang (10:43:14 P.M.): HMM.
ellochang (10:43:15 P.M.): THIS MEANS.
ellochang (10:43:25 P.M.): YOU ARE EASILY CONVINCED TO DO THINGS YOU WOULD NOT NORMALLY?
ShamelessSatire (10:43:48 P.M.): .........
ShamelessSatire (10:43:52 P.M.): W-WHAT ARE YOU THINKING.
ellochang (10:44:41 P.M.): OH, NOTHING NOTHING, NOT A THING~

THE SEVENTH COUSIN, TWICE REMOVED, OF AN EDIT:



HEEJWORTH WOULD LIKE TO SAY:

ShamelessSatire (10:36:43 P.M.): ....
ShamelessSatire (10:36:46 P.M.): WEEELL.
ShamelessSatire (10:37:08 P.M.): I COULDN'T TASTE THE VODKA.
ShamelessSatire (10:37:20 P.M.): ...BUT MY MOTHER COULDN'T TAKE THE TASTE.
ShamelessSatire (10:37:25 P.M.): TAKE THAT AS YOU MAY.
ellochang (10:37:28 P.M.): ....
ShamelessSatire (10:40:31 P.M.): :D

THE I-THINK-HE'S-MY-BABYDADDY EDIT:



SAMISKA CALLS ORDER IN THE COURT:

ShamelessSatire (12:41:23 P.M.): A-are you confident of your performance...?
ellochang (12:41:53 P.M.): *snerk*
ellochang (12:42:20 P.M.):    I'm always confident about my performaaaance~ :D
ShamelessSatire (12:42:23 P.M.): .........
ShamelessSatire (12:42:36 P.M.): Keep it in your trousers, frog.

OH-HELL-NO-YOU-AREN'T-MY-LONG-LOST-SISTER-SLASH-WIFE EDIT:


HEEJWORTH WOULD LIKE TO SAY OTHERWISE:

ShamelessSatire (12:46:42 P.M.): I'M THINK ABOUT THE PERFORMANCE BIT INSTEAD.
ShamelessSatire (12:47:04 P.M.): THINKING
ellochang (12:47:22 P.M.): ...

THE BLOODY-HELL-YOU-HAVE-THE-SAME-EYEBROWS-AS-ME EDIT:



SAMISKA CALLS HEEJWORTH'S DECENCY INTO QUESTION:

ellochang (1:06:56 A.M.): :D
ellochang (1:07:03 A.M.):    Yaranaika~?
BroodingAuthor (1:07:38 A.M.): .........


HEEJWORTH HAS SOME VERY COMPROMISING DETAILS TO PROVIDE:
BroodingAuthor (10:35:33 PM): BOOOOOIN~
DasVedanyaEru (10:36:28 PM): ......
BroodingAuthor (10:37:00 PM): o3-<
DasVedanyaEru (10:36:28 PM): (10:37:11 PM): GET OUT.
BroodingAuthor (10:37:37 PM): B-but...!
DasVedanyaEru (10:36:28 PM): (10:38:23 PM): SO MEEEEEAN.
BroodingAuthor (10:40:03 PM): M-MY STICK PERSON DID NOT PLEASE YOU...?
DasVedanyaEru (10:36:28 PM): (10:40:19 PM): NO.


SAMISKA TAKES ON BOTH HEEJWORTH AND ERUIX:

DasVedanyaEru (10:24:05 PM): Baa~ sheep.
BroodingAuthor (10:24:20 PM): Unf unf?
DasVedanyaEru (10:24:26 PM): On the tele.
DasVedanyaEru (10:24:37 PM): There's nothing on, so Dirty Jobs is keeping me company.
BroodingAuthor (10:24:41 PM): ...
BroodingAuthor (10:24:45 PM): Y-you know.
BroodingAuthor (10:24:54 PM): If I didn't know what that was...
DasVedanyaEru (10:24:58 PM): .......
DasVedanyaEru (10:25:02 PM): SHAMELESS.
BroodingAuthor (10:25:03 PM): It would sound very suggestive.
BroodingAuthor (10:25:21 PM): BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING SHEEP PORN.
DasVedanyaEru (10:25:28 PM): I AM NOT.
DasVedanyaEru (10:25:30 PM): I'M DRAWING.
BroodingAuthor (10:25:34 PM): ....
BroodingAuthor (10:25:37 PM): SHEEP PORN?!
DasVedanyaEru (10:25:38 PM): ....
DasVedanyaEru (10:25:44 PM): Oh god.
DasVedanyaEru (10:25:49 PM): I'm just gonna shut up...
DasVedanyaEru (10:25:59 PM): And crawl into this hole....
BroodingAuthor (10:26:10 PM): Pfft, you didn't walk into that one.
BroodingAuthor (10:26:17 PM): You crashed into it~

(ERUIX HAS DECLARED NEUTRALITY - IF BROKEN THE REST OF THIS WILL BE POSTED~)

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BroodingAuthor (8:02:08 PM): (The isopod still yearns for you.)
ello chang (8:02:32 PM): (Please stfu.)
BroodingAuthor (8:03:08 PM): (It's open to starting as your garbage disposal and working its way up.)
ello chang (8:04:11 PM): (...if this is revenge for my azn lady act, then....I take it back.)
BroodingAuthor (8:05:30 PM): (If only the isopod could take back its feelings. D: )
ello chang (8:05:47 PM): (I hate you...)
BroodingAuthor (8:08:55 PM): (Isopod <3 Heej)
ello chang (8:09:23 PM): (Heej BroodingAuthor (8:10:27 PM): (Heej and Isopod sitting in a tree~)
BroodingAuthor (8:10:44 PM): (K-I-S-S-I-N-G)
ello chang (8:11:39 PM): this is what they call murderous intent...
BroodingAuthor (8:11:53 PM): Feels like an onsen~



HEEJWORTH WOULD LIKE TO REBUT:
(With a series of text messages)

From: Samiska
THAT MEANS I GET TO STALK YOU.
Mar 26, 1:21 P.M.

HEEJY-POO~*~*~*~<3
Mar 26, 1:29 P.M.

HEEEEEEEEEEJY-DIDDLIKINS~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Mar 26, 1:28 P.M.