SPAM SATURDAY: WEEK 25 // Why hast thou forsaken me?

[thelolsquad]

~THIS WEEK ON THE DAYS OF IGGY'S LIFE~

A SHOCKING, YET UPSETTING SURPRISE CONFRONTS OUR HERO(INE?).......

Scratch that, I sound too much like a certain hamburger-for-brains...
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*ahem* OUR DASHING PROTAGONIST IN A MOST SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS CONFRONTS BETRAYAL. EXPERIENCES LOSS. TAKES A BITE OUT OF

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I BRING YOU THE GIFTS OF:

[das_vedanya]

PUTIN:

[godsavemy]

PUTIN'S EYEBROW.

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M-my eyebrows say hello...

[das_vedanya]

His eyebrows reject yours.

[godsavemy]

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O-oh...my eyebrows see...

[das_vedanya]

I've ruined almost every president in my eyes.
My favorite used to be FDR, but then I read this book and found out that he was Stalin's bootlicker. And Stalin sucks. Even Russia agrees.

The guy tear-gassed and drugged a bunch of Russian POWs and sent them back to the USSR to be killed as traitors... and then FDR pretends that Uncle Joe wasn't doing anything wrong while he kills all of those poor Ukrainians!

*flustered*

...erm. I didn't mean to lash out.
Thanks for winning WWII for us FDR.

[das_vedanya]

Abe Lincoln is my Hero. I LOVE THAT MAN.

[das_vedanya]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
I LOVE YOU FOR THAT QUOTE.

[remylee]

Good thing, too, 'Cause Licoln didn't free the slaves.
Congress freed the slaves

[remylee]

True. That could get a little messy.
But it bothers me that most Americans think the civil war was all about slavery and that Lincoln somehow singlehandedly ended it with the Emancipation proclamation, when really it was more about economics and politics, and the proclamation had no legal standing.
It took a constitutional amendment to officially and legally free the slaves, and the president can't amend the consitution with just a proclamation, or we'd all be screwed.

[remylee]

That silly, silly media. Source of so many troubles....
Important insofar as the less-than-educated masses believed that it was worth the paper it was printed on. It always amuses me that, even if it had carried any legal weight in the United States, it was written to only pertain to 'Rebel territories,' which, since they'd already seceded, the president of the US had no power over.