10 Things Better Than Finals

[lokiiago]

So I've got my 10-20 page Fiction final done. Have finished my Drawing portfolio. Am studying for Women's Studies (er well that AND posting here...yeah...). And have written my Literature & Culture paper but just need to edit it.

But is that fun? The answer, unless you are an insane person on wrong-pills, is NO. So I have compiled a list of things more fun than finals.

1. Gouging out your eyes
   
2. Inhaling gasoline that has salt in it
3. Fucking a guitar
4. Sewing clothing for ants
5. Playing the Sims intently for hours, making sure everything is perfect, then being tied down as your friend turns on "Free Will"
6. Getting skinned alive then eaten by pygmies
7. Chewing your own boobs off
8. Getting hit by a motorcycle ridden by Pennywise the Clown
9. Putting a pineapple up your ass
10. Imagining Quentin Tarantino, Steve Buscemi, and Alan Rickman fucking your grandmother.

Yay. I'm going to Newbury Comics today to get 2 of the 3 people I buy presents for gifts. I hope one of them gets me the Inglourious Basterds screenplay he has that I covet like a mad, coveting thing.

PS. SOMEONE STOLE MY OWL HAT! WHAT THE FUCK?