Order of the Phoenix R&R, Part XII: The Monty Python Moments | SS, AD, RL, HP | G
House: Ravenclaw
Also Posted: hp100 entry
Rating: G
Characters: Assorted Order Members
Challenge: Staff Development
Word count: 100
A/N: Muaaaahahahaaaa... a theme I'm sure we all recognise.
51. To all Muggleborns and children of the 1960s: Monty Python recitations during Order meetings are not appreciated.
52. While Charming Severus to sing, 'I have to push the pram-a-lot' in basso profundo is undoubtedly amusing, it can only end in tears.
53. "Run away!" is not our new battle cry.
54. Stop saying "Ni!" This means YOU, Remus.
55. Any further questions regarding the airspeed of swallows will result in Arithmancy tutorials.
56. Please stop re-enacting the Dead Parrot Sketch using Kreacher. It's rude.
57. Taunting Harry Potter with couplets from Brave Sir Robin is really quite cruel, Severus.
Also Posted: hp100 entry
Rating: G
Characters: Assorted Order Members
Challenge: Staff Development
Word count: 100
A/N: Muaaaahahahaaaa... a theme I'm sure we all recognise.
51. To all Muggleborns and children of the 1960s: Monty Python recitations during Order meetings are not appreciated.
52. While Charming Severus to sing, 'I have to push the pram-a-lot' in basso profundo is undoubtedly amusing, it can only end in tears.
53. "Run away!" is not our new battle cry.
54. Stop saying "Ni!" This means YOU, Remus.
55. Any further questions regarding the airspeed of swallows will result in Arithmancy tutorials.
56. Please stop re-enacting the Dead Parrot Sketch using Kreacher. It's rude.
57. Taunting Harry Potter with couplets from Brave Sir Robin is really quite cruel, Severus.