House: Ravenclaw
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hp100 entryRating: G
Characters: Random Death Eaters
Challenge: Staff Development
Word count: 100
A/N: I can't stop. It's a sickness.
71. 'Yo Mama' is not clever banter.
72. Baked goods brought in for the purpose of celebrating birthdays may NOT be shaped like eyeglasses.
73. Please refrain from amusing yourselves with 'talking hands'. It hurts the organization's image, Bella.
74. Pinching Draco Malfoy in the vestibule is not appropriate workplace conduct, no matter how much he enjoys it.
75. Re: Tuesday's meeting. It is not funny to refer to a visit by a certain family as 'getting Crabbes at the weekend'.
76. Harry Potter is NOT 'kind of sweet, actually'.
77. ‘Abracadabra’ will NOT be this year’s rally anthem. Stop asking.