Playing at adulthood.

[loki_of_asgard]

Me: Hey man, do you have a picnic basket or a cooler bag I can borrow?

Him: Why, you wanna impress a girl or something? Huh? Goin' on a date? Yeeeah...Haha yeah!

Me: What...are you doing?

Him: You know...cuz...picnics man. Girls! I mean, girls...are...stupid?

Me: (pause) How the hell old are you?

Sometimes I fucking hate Harlem. Surrounded by man-children.