And so it begins...
I've put this off too long and I'm getting sick of my procrastinating. Only, I haven't really been procrastinating. It's more like I've been spending all this time psyching myself up and gaining exp points.
So every now and then, I'll be typing like mad in this journal making notes and chapters in the many writing projects I've put on hold. Every normal day I'll try to post something so I don't lose momentum. And every day off I try to back everything up here on my hard drive.
Here we go.
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Possible Entry in the Erotic Anthology
So for those who don't know, there's thing called CraigsList. It has personal ads. Ever since I heard "Personal" by Stars I've been looking up the CL personals for fun. Some of them have been real poetry while some have just been hilarious or sad or both.
I found this in the "Strictly Platonic" section. Obviously it is a sex ad which isn't allowed in that section. So I flagged it. But not before I wrote this and sent it to the spambot that generated the ad.
Original ad text: If you know how to use it, come use this nice body. I have some of the perkiest boobs you've ever seen.. honest. If you met me on the street you'd never know I wrote here. If you're a nervous nellie I certainly don't think that's nice. Please be discreet, I have a reputation to uphold. If you're a showoff, I'll be your audience and it just may better your chances for some true time fun.
It took me about two minutes, this is what I wrote:
Oh study break girl
I want nothing more in the world
Than to know you actually exist
That the world contains in it
A woman so free in spirit
With wit that hits me like a fist
I can be discreet
I can be all right
I can lick your mind
In the cold moonlight
You've got a reputation to uphold
And I've got nothing to lose
But if you ask me to pay for anything out of the ordinary
I'll say, "I don't even own a car."
You've got the perkiest boobs in town
And I've got a few tricks up my sleeve
And if by some chance we think the other's awesome
Then all this might actually go far
Lets have fun, study break time
Lets have fun, study break time
Lets have fun, study break tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!
So I'm thinking this is kind of country or maybe folk rock. Or to be really really weird, how about dream-pop? Something between Tim McGraw and Asobi Seksu.
So every now and then, I'll be typing like mad in this journal making notes and chapters in the many writing projects I've put on hold. Every normal day I'll try to post something so I don't lose momentum. And every day off I try to back everything up here on my hard drive.
Here we go.
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Possible Entry in the Erotic Anthology
So for those who don't know, there's thing called CraigsList. It has personal ads. Ever since I heard "Personal" by Stars I've been looking up the CL personals for fun. Some of them have been real poetry while some have just been hilarious or sad or both.
I found this in the "Strictly Platonic" section. Obviously it is a sex ad which isn't allowed in that section. So I flagged it. But not before I wrote this and sent it to the spambot that generated the ad.
Original ad text: If you know how to use it, come use this nice body. I have some of the perkiest boobs you've ever seen.. honest. If you met me on the street you'd never know I wrote here. If you're a nervous nellie I certainly don't think that's nice. Please be discreet, I have a reputation to uphold. If you're a showoff, I'll be your audience and it just may better your chances for some true time fun.
It took me about two minutes, this is what I wrote:
Oh study break girl
I want nothing more in the world
Than to know you actually exist
That the world contains in it
A woman so free in spirit
With wit that hits me like a fist
I can be discreet
I can be all right
I can lick your mind
In the cold moonlight
You've got a reputation to uphold
And I've got nothing to lose
But if you ask me to pay for anything out of the ordinary
I'll say, "I don't even own a car."
You've got the perkiest boobs in town
And I've got a few tricks up my sleeve
And if by some chance we think the other's awesome
Then all this might actually go far
Lets have fun, study break time
Lets have fun, study break time
Lets have fun, study break tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!
So I'm thinking this is kind of country or maybe folk rock. Or to be really really weird, how about dream-pop? Something between Tim McGraw and Asobi Seksu.