King Kong Twinkies and Flaming Poptarts
A lot of you may know that I once made a movie attempting to kill Twinkies, entitled "The Winkie Project" (to avoid copyright infringement) and a mockumentary exposing Potted Meat Food Product. Well, I have some work to do.
I found the last box of King Kong Twinkies at Acme and they need to be destroyed on film. Does anybody have some really fucked up ideas about killing Twinkies? Remember, they're nearly immortal.
Also, I found a free pop-up toaster on Freecycle. So soon, I will be creating flaming Pop Tarts in my backyard. Does anyone have ideas on how to eject them once they're flaming, without setting myself on fire? The backyard is two acres, so I feel I can do this without setting anything important on fire. My family will also, oddly enough, not find it weird that I'm setting Pop Tarts on fire in the yard, so no worries there.
On edit: I got a great idea from a poster over at Democraticunderground.com...
"7. Start a gay web site. King Kong Twinks. Don't show any pictures until you have their payment. You'll be freakin' wealthy by Saturday."
I found the last box of King Kong Twinkies at Acme and they need to be destroyed on film. Does anybody have some really fucked up ideas about killing Twinkies? Remember, they're nearly immortal.
Also, I found a free pop-up toaster on Freecycle. So soon, I will be creating flaming Pop Tarts in my backyard. Does anyone have ideas on how to eject them once they're flaming, without setting myself on fire? The backyard is two acres, so I feel I can do this without setting anything important on fire. My family will also, oddly enough, not find it weird that I'm setting Pop Tarts on fire in the yard, so no worries there.
On edit: I got a great idea from a poster over at Democraticunderground.com...
"7. Start a gay web site. King Kong Twinks. Don't show any pictures until you have their payment. You'll be freakin' wealthy by Saturday."