licenseartistic - yeah, that'll fill the hole - September Prompt
Title: yeah, that'll fill the hole
Prompt: 005. "Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it." ~Russel Baker
Character: Logan Echolls
Fandom: Veronica Mars
Word Count: 350
Rating: PG-13 (allusions to self injury, murder, language)
Disclaimer: All belongs to Rob Thomas, Slave Rat Productions, Warner Bros., the CW, etc. I seriously don't own.
Summer tends to be this complete bitch slap. You know, literally or not. When you go back to school and start writing about all the cool things you did over vacation - places you saw, beaches you streaked nude at, people you fucked over - you tend to leave out the fact that it's boring.
And believe me, Mr. Daniels never wanted to read about how your fucking alpaca got sick and had to have it's bladder removed because it got into your pretty sweet weed and started to throw up all over the place or the fact that by stepping on a stingray you had to be taken to the nearest Hawaiian hospital and you were in so much pain that you passed out. He doesn't care; in fact, no one does.
He definitely doesn't want to hear about the murder trial or what your father said to the press in reference to the death and de-floweration (wtf?) of Lilly Kane. How such a bastard can still claim to be innocent.
It's likely that he will barf if you begin to explain your own murder trial which you are also really really innocent for and would like to feel worse for, but it's just your goddamn life that keeps getting worse and worse. (Blah blah blah, hunters killed Bambi's mommy, get over it. Mr. Daniels will write in red pen and illegible chicken scratch handwriting.)
And if you even try to go into the cliche my-girlfriend-dumped-me-and-i-was-so-sad-i-started-sleeping-with-Dick's step-mom-Stacy's-Mom, Mr Daniels will start slitting his wrists the right way (up the block, not across the street) from the utterly pitiful lament you have just given him.
Maybe you should just write about you academic enlightenment (suck up, bitch). Or try emo poetry on a blog instead.
Yeah, that'll fill the hole.
Prompt: 005. "Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it." ~Russel Baker
Character: Logan Echolls
Fandom: Veronica Mars
Word Count: 350
Rating: PG-13 (allusions to self injury, murder, language)
Disclaimer: All belongs to Rob Thomas, Slave Rat Productions, Warner Bros., the CW, etc. I seriously don't own.
Summer tends to be this complete bitch slap. You know, literally or not. When you go back to school and start writing about all the cool things you did over vacation - places you saw, beaches you streaked nude at, people you fucked over - you tend to leave out the fact that it's boring.
And believe me, Mr. Daniels never wanted to read about how your fucking alpaca got sick and had to have it's bladder removed because it got into your pretty sweet weed and started to throw up all over the place or the fact that by stepping on a stingray you had to be taken to the nearest Hawaiian hospital and you were in so much pain that you passed out. He doesn't care; in fact, no one does.
He definitely doesn't want to hear about the murder trial or what your father said to the press in reference to the death and de-floweration (wtf?) of Lilly Kane. How such a bastard can still claim to be innocent.
It's likely that he will barf if you begin to explain your own murder trial which you are also really really innocent for and would like to feel worse for, but it's just your goddamn life that keeps getting worse and worse. (Blah blah blah, hunters killed Bambi's mommy, get over it. Mr. Daniels will write in red pen and illegible chicken scratch handwriting.)
And if you even try to go into the cliche my-girlfriend-dumped-me-and-i-was-so-sad-i-started-sleeping-with-Dick's step-mom-Stacy's-Mom, Mr Daniels will start slitting his wrists the right way (up the block, not across the street) from the utterly pitiful lament you have just given him.
Maybe you should just write about you academic enlightenment (suck up, bitch). Or try emo poetry on a blog instead.
Yeah, that'll fill the hole.