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2011 - Who ready? I'm ready.
Two years ago, said that my feet were pointed home. It's been quite a slog, what with the economy and all the drama the past several years.
Said it lotsa times that alla your troubles can be neatly packed into health, wealth, & relationships.
Lemme add to that with a quote from a clergyman named Edward Everett who said, "Never bear more than one ( Read more... ) -
2000-2009
So this guy, his wife, and his son, go to the big city for the first time. They walk inna the first big building they see. While the wife goes off to look at something, the man and son stare at an elevator. Never saw one before.
The two watch this old, weary woman make her way inna one. They see the elevator doors close, bells and lights go off, and ( Read more... ) -
How'd you not know?
Me: Y'home? I'm by your pad.
Him: I'm sick, bedridden, and vomiting.
Me: What're you trying to say?
A story goes that a snake wants to cross a river. So he asks a frog to carry him across. The frog goes, Screw you. You're just gonna bite me. So the snake goes, Nah, we'll both drown if I do that. So the frog figures that makes sense ( Read more... )
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