NOTE: This material only exists, ICly, in The Lobster's mind. They are reproduced here for my reference and others' OOC entertainment.
Person:
the_hammer_is[
ref]
* Has his own fan club now.
Person:
grenadeball[
ref]
* Rethinking her life.
* Primarily, this is taking the form of divesting herself of her money.
* One million dollars will be doled out to those who offer convincing arguments about why they should get it.
Person:
jewpryde * Works for
hulkkeysmash as his assistant.