NOTE: This material only exists, ICly, in The Lobster's mind. They are reproduced here for my reference and others' OOC entertainment.
Person:
deadthenred[
ref]
* The place he works at was robbed at gunpoint today.
* He misses getting shot at.
* Considering getting a new job, but only has an eighth-grade education.
Person:
goddamnrobin[
ref]
* Has been here a year.
* Says he became Robin because his world's Batman (who is not the same as the one here)... kidnapped and drugged him. That's not what I would've expected, from what little I'd heard about the Batman.
Person:
of_animalia * Used to be a member of a team called the "Doom Patrol."
* Joined the Doom Patrol by breaking into their base.