George W. Bush - A Factionary

[lobsterking]

George W. Bush gets a lot of bad press, but how much do you really know about The President of the United States of America? These are facts taken from ‘the Bush who Could: A Fun Filofax on the Big G.W.!’, available in no good bookshops.

+ G.W. won the 1994 Glass-Eating Olympics after consuming 64 semi-precious vases and (in a sudden death

Comments

[clrrr]

I don't like your subversive attitude, you smarmy British bastard. DON'T BE JEALOUS YOU AREN'T AMERICAN!!!!

[lobsterking]

Every day I wish that my mother had squeezed me out onto different soil.

One day, I intend to thrust my fist into the gut of geography.