The very finest in all-American interior design. There's absolutely nothing depressing to see here. Nope, you surely wouldn't want to slit your wrists after 5 minutes of sitting under that giant faux Asian fan in the living room.

I found what I think is a totally adorable house in Dunedin. The pisser is that it looks like it's just for rent, and for that price I'd really rather be paying down a mortgage, not rent. It's fun to look at, though, and has many feature I like in a house. Porches! A cupola! Lots of light! Wood floors! And it looks kind of weird on the outside! I ( Read more... )

If you want a good angrymaker, just check out the Pets section on craigslist. Soooo many dumbfucks who should never have been allowed to have pets in the first place looking to get rid of them when they become inconvenient. I tend to take a pretty dim view of people who get rid of their pets in general. Sometimes things truly do happen that are ( Read more... )

Looking for a free tattoo? Sure, who wouldn't be! Then may I suggest this self-proclaimed "rising artist" in the Spring Hill, FL area, Mr. Meth0d himself? He's been doing art stuff for some time and really hopes to get better! Don't worry, he's done 2 tattoos already, so he is skilled enough to "not hurt or scar you". And you only have to pay for ( Read more... )

Also, the most terrifying footstools ever.

The ad claims they're perfect for a child's room. Yeah, perfect if you want to creep them the hell out, or if your child is Ed Gein. You can even use THEIR OWN leggings to outfit the ghoulish things! Best parents EVAR!

Happy Birthday, Jesus! Hope you like crap!

Huh, only 12 bucks a piece? What a steal for such foin, heirloom-quality ornaments.

And the award for Worst Idea for a Pet goes to.....Awesome Snapping Turtle! According to the ad, he "eats awesome", though I can't imagine what exactly that means. This is such a terrible idea. It's not like keeping a pet that could MAYBE hurt you, like a dog that gets crabby and nips, or a boa that gets chokey on an odd day, the animal is called a ( Read more... )

Oh shit, guys! Hurry up! It's an inflatable green furry thing! It looks comfy, and it can be enjoyed by your ethnically diverse circle of friends one by one!

-Yesterday Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman) came into my store and I helped him pick out a gift: a breathtaking clear quartz crystal cluster. Regular readers may recall that when I worked at MAC, I helped him pick out some blotting papers. At neither time did I get all fangirl gushy or mention that I dressed up as his alter ego for Halloween because I ( Read more... )

Also, these lofts in Denver. Very funky! Do want!