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[lobsterbox]

Holeee crap. A woman came into my store a couple days ago and spent 10,000 freaking dollars. 10 grand! Oh shit! She was loaded because her husband died due to negligence (decapitated by a helicopter; gross, but fast) and she got, like, 280 million in the settlement. So she decided to share the wealth by buying a little bit of everything in the store! We felt bad in rejoicing in such a big purchase that resulted from deep tragedy but...jeez. Plus, she was very nice, so the girls who helped her that day didn't mind doing so.

Again, $10,000. Daaaayam.