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That shit is funny... don't lie to me and say it's not! By the way... don't buy it. It is 100% meaty-meat. Don't believe the sales hype of the 100% Tofu... it is sadly not. Davey cried for weeks when he found out... So appease Davey and do not buy the product. Just enjoy the adorable commercial.
You knlow what irritates me more than anything else in school? Assholes! I guess assholes irritte me everywhere, I mean, why wouldn't they? But there seems to be an influx of assholes in school. More specifically, Goffstown High School. I fucking hate this school!!! Children should not be learning at such a tender age how to be an asshole. there is something seriously wrong with this world where little kids get to be assholes and I'm the nice one! What the hell?!
If someone is sitting in a corner alone with their headphones on and reading, one tends to assume they are trying to read and will leave them alone, right? Evidently, that's just silly. I got bothered by people. Not to say that that act alone makes these people assholes. Megan Cullity is by NO MEANS an asshole. She just didn't now that I did not wish to be bothered. But Casey Piper, notorious asshole, steps up and proves his worth, which is little to none. Ferseriously. I was watching something on YouTube, something about paper puppets... please don't ask, I won't explain... and he feels the great need to accuse me of watching porn. >_<
A) You cannot get porn at school unless you try really hard and why would I?! They'd be able to see what I was looking up and report me. And... IT'S FUCKING SCHOOL!!!
B) Why the fuck would I watch porn at school home is a much safer environment?!
C) Casey Piper is the world's biggest fucktard... ask someone and they'll tell you he is. If you ask someone from Indonesia, they will tell you that Casey Piper is the world's biggest fucktard! No lie.
So I hella glare at him and his friend (I know, it's shocking that he has even this one) tells him that I looked like I was going to kill him. I was so prepared to! I'm in a bad mood already and this asshole decides to accuse me of something I didn't do! I hate being accused of something that I didn't do. It's offensive and I take it personally. I hate it. Period!
So, now I'm in an even worse mood! GREAT!!! My day is far from over and I already wish to kill someone... were I to actually do it, where would I be able to hide the body? ... Under the trailor? No... it stinks enough as it is... Maybe in the ball field... but then I'd have to drag Casey Piper's fat body out back and probably kill myself in the process... not really worth it I'd say.
I'm just gonna keep my homicidal desires inside and hope that my days gets a littel better. I'm not really holding out for much... but I can hope... just like I an hope for Davey Havok to waltz into the room, look at me, and say, "You are the most beautiful creature I've ever laid eyes upon! Come away with me and we will get married and have lots of sex and be together forever!!!"
... *sigh* A girl can dream...
And its been decided that two testing weekends in a row is a bad idea... bad bad idea... but ti wasn't hella bad, just kind of tiring and slightly aggravating... but not hella, wanna kill myself, bad. Aren't you excited? Plus, because I've done these tests, I look that much batter to UCLA!!! and that makes me happy like woah!!! And the better I lok to UCLA, the better chance I have of getting in and the result is a HAPPY SARA!!! Of course, If I don't get in, I imagine I'll be crushed and sad for weeks... which is a likely occurence... but I'm tring to be optimistic, because I really want to go!!! I've never really tried to be optimisitc about anything, but they say that if ou want something bad enough and hope like hell that it will happen and stay optimistic about it, it is likely yo will get what you want. and I really want this...
You know what else I want? Guess, just guess, I bet you'll be able to figure it out. You seem to be an intelligent human being, of which there seem to be so few these days, and I do not count myself among one of the lucky ones... But you strike me as one of the few. Guess!
If you guessed:
A) Meat - You are severely wrong. I don't want meat anymore. In the beginning, I found myself craving it... but I've gotten over it. I love being a vegetarian and I'm happy!!! I don't think I'm missing anything by not eating meat. It just doesn't appeal to me anymore.
B) World Peace - You'd be kind of right. It wold be nice to have world peace, but it's not going to happen. Not with current administrations and conflicts.
C) A Loving Boyfriend - You'd be HELLA right!!! But I seem to be unable to locate any boy who would be willing to send his affections my way in the shape of a oving relationshi[p. I'm sure I'll find him someday. I'm holding out for finding a hott emo/goth boy in LA and Larri says once I find him, he will fall madly in love with me and we will "bang every night" Good god I hope I find one someday!
D) AFI - DUH!!! If I got them for Christmas, or for any other day for that matter, I would possibly die... I'd prefer to faint... but I just might die... I can't tell you how much I want them... even if it's just to be friends. I would so settle for being friends with them. There doesn't have to be sex! 'Twould be hella nice... but not absolutely neccessary. Shut up! I now you don't believe me, but it's true.
Okay... class is about to end and I might be late... so I'm most definitely done.
So, "I don't want to fuck you, I dont want to fuck you, I don't want to fuck you. SO FUCK YOU!"
Thank you and goodnight!
<3
P.S. I didn't bother spell checking this bitch because I decided that I just didn't care! :D So for any horrendous spelling errors, I apologize. :P