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Okay, so, one more try...Its Joe at the wheel, and this is what happened today....
My family bought a bunch of wood for the wood stove in my basement. Seeing as the wood isn't cut, we need to cut it outselves. This may not sound like too much fun, but my grandfather just bought a new electric log splitter, and we wanted to try it out for the first time. Needless to say, it works wonderfully, compared to our last gas powered one, but back to the story. My grandfather is pulling the lever to cut the wood, and I am standing behind the machine catching the wood as it falls off the sides.
I just so happened to miss a piece off the right side of the machine, so I casually walked over to the right side, and proceded to bend over and pick it up. While I am doing this, my grandfather was pulling the lever to split a good sized piece of wood. When this piece split, it was very abrupt, and snaped, sending a big piece off the RIGHT side of the machine. I don't remember much, just the fact that when I woke up, my mom, dad, and grandfather were laughing their asses off, and I had a huge headache.
great family I got huh? hope you found this as funny as I did (I didn't think it was too funny, but you get the picture) have a good weekend everybody.
My family bought a bunch of wood for the wood stove in my basement. Seeing as the wood isn't cut, we need to cut it outselves. This may not sound like too much fun, but my grandfather just bought a new electric log splitter, and we wanted to try it out for the first time. Needless to say, it works wonderfully, compared to our last gas powered one, but back to the story. My grandfather is pulling the lever to cut the wood, and I am standing behind the machine catching the wood as it falls off the sides.
I just so happened to miss a piece off the right side of the machine, so I casually walked over to the right side, and proceded to bend over and pick it up. While I am doing this, my grandfather was pulling the lever to split a good sized piece of wood. When this piece split, it was very abrupt, and snaped, sending a big piece off the RIGHT side of the machine. I don't remember much, just the fact that when I woke up, my mom, dad, and grandfather were laughing their asses off, and I had a huge headache.
great family I got huh? hope you found this as funny as I did (I didn't think it was too funny, but you get the picture) have a good weekend everybody.