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Alright. I'm sorry for polluting your mind with that 'how to pass a test' shit. I closed the window after I updated it, and was like, wtf, I can do better than that. So here's a brief story from today, because I fear I've already wasted enough of your time.
Alright, so I'm driving down the highway in the woot, which is the red 2-door neon I drive, and I'm minding my own business. So anyhow, this unmarked van, like one of those ones you'd see in the movies that abduct people, is barreling down on me. Now, I'm in the left lane of 495 going about 80 miles per hour behind a chain of other cars. Alright, so this van come like two feet behind me, and I;m trying to do the math of if a car length is like 10 feet, and at 80 you should be 8 carlengths away, then... I can't figure out the rest of that problem, but yeah. So anyhow, I have that much space in front of me, or there about, and finally after we clear the traffic in the middle lane, this guy dodges into the middle, flies by me, and cuts in front of me before he meets the next guy in the middle lane. Anyhow, going through my head, besides the empty space, is this guy is a lunetic. So I start thinking as I tailgate him a little, because I have road rage, I wish this guy had a call me for unsafe driving sticker. And upon several moments of thinking, I saw it underneath the model of his van. I nearly flipped out. I took my cell phomne out of my pocket, and tailed him close enough to try to make out the number. I got the first three digits, and then he raced around the people in front of me at like 90. So at this point, I have come to an important decision; do I endanger myself and other by attempting to follow him at close to 100mph, or do I just let him endanger enough people for the both of us? So, of course, I most definately chose the latter. HA! So I'm going like 95 in the right lane trying to catch this dick-wad, (yeah, cool word, huh?) and I'm kinda hoping I don't get busted for speeding. I mean, what am I gonna say, I was trying to get the number of this guy's bumper sticker so i could report him for driving to endanger? Yeah, that'll go over well. Okay, so anyhow, I'm following this dude till finally I'm a car behind him in the left lane again, and this stupid lexus suv won't fucking move, and I'm getting ticked, cuz i've got a half completed number on the cell phone in my right hand, and a shoe with a lead toe in it. Finally, the guy moves, and I get in position. I look at the phone to see where i ended, and as I look up, he makes a 3-lane drift to the exit ramp of exit 26. I was like SOB! But yeah, not a happy ending, but i did manage to get home in like 45 minutes, which I can't say is a good thing, but what are ya gonna do.
Hopefully this was a bit more amusing then the last entry.
Good night all.
Alright, so I'm driving down the highway in the woot, which is the red 2-door neon I drive, and I'm minding my own business. So anyhow, this unmarked van, like one of those ones you'd see in the movies that abduct people, is barreling down on me. Now, I'm in the left lane of 495 going about 80 miles per hour behind a chain of other cars. Alright, so this van come like two feet behind me, and I;m trying to do the math of if a car length is like 10 feet, and at 80 you should be 8 carlengths away, then... I can't figure out the rest of that problem, but yeah. So anyhow, I have that much space in front of me, or there about, and finally after we clear the traffic in the middle lane, this guy dodges into the middle, flies by me, and cuts in front of me before he meets the next guy in the middle lane. Anyhow, going through my head, besides the empty space, is this guy is a lunetic. So I start thinking as I tailgate him a little, because I have road rage, I wish this guy had a call me for unsafe driving sticker. And upon several moments of thinking, I saw it underneath the model of his van. I nearly flipped out. I took my cell phomne out of my pocket, and tailed him close enough to try to make out the number. I got the first three digits, and then he raced around the people in front of me at like 90. So at this point, I have come to an important decision; do I endanger myself and other by attempting to follow him at close to 100mph, or do I just let him endanger enough people for the both of us? So, of course, I most definately chose the latter. HA! So I'm going like 95 in the right lane trying to catch this dick-wad, (yeah, cool word, huh?) and I'm kinda hoping I don't get busted for speeding. I mean, what am I gonna say, I was trying to get the number of this guy's bumper sticker so i could report him for driving to endanger? Yeah, that'll go over well. Okay, so anyhow, I'm following this dude till finally I'm a car behind him in the left lane again, and this stupid lexus suv won't fucking move, and I'm getting ticked, cuz i've got a half completed number on the cell phone in my right hand, and a shoe with a lead toe in it. Finally, the guy moves, and I get in position. I look at the phone to see where i ended, and as I look up, he makes a 3-lane drift to the exit ramp of exit 26. I was like SOB! But yeah, not a happy ending, but i did manage to get home in like 45 minutes, which I can't say is a good thing, but what are ya gonna do.
Hopefully this was a bit more amusing then the last entry.
Good night all.