Christmas booty:

• a UTILIKILT
• very comfortable PJ pants that have two typos on them
• West Wing season 5
• root beer that my sister made
• lots of other stuff I don't need

From Slashdot...

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake)
{
be good
}

Hee hee hee.