Brought on by essay avoidance and rage. This is...baffling.

[llassah]

"This should be a better world," a friend of mine said. "A more honest one, where sex isn't shameful or degrading. I wish this was the kind of world where say, 'Wow, I'd like to touch your breasts,' and people would understand that it's not a way of reducing you to a set of nipples and ignoring the rest of you, but rather a way of saying that I may

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[c_regalis]

Wow. What a cunt. And he seems so proud of himself. Jesus.

[_unhurt_]

c! c! my head is still exploding with RAR SMASH RAR (despite his crappy apology)!

[llassah]

Okay, let's make joe dick burn out cigarettes on him for a while...

man that's a good thought

[_unhurt_]

! i was thinking a good hard kick in the balls, actually. steel toe boots, like. *evil*

is it wrong that i would totally let joe touch my tits? /u\

[llassah]

ooh, good thought

I would, too. Well, dude, it's Joe fucking Dick *g* \o/ I'd feel him up too. On the WWJD side of things [omg isn't there a joe dick in cross pose in hcl, because that'd be an awesome icon] he isn't going to lead a groping party

[_unhurt_]

i would like to feel his ASS. though, ok, mainly because it's also kind of hugh's ass. mmm. hugh's ass.

er, where was i?

oh yeah. just skimming mrs_laugh_track's entry has sent my brain to Wrong Crack Places. biblical AU with joe dick as the messiah please! *needs help*

[llassah]

I want to stroke his belly. It's probably ticklish. Hugh's arse...mmm...wow, drifted off

and mrs_laugh_track's entry's pure gold. It's a thing of utter beauty. joe dick as the messiah- Catch your own motherfucking fishes, I'm turning the desert sand into coke over here.

[c_regalis]

That's because Joe would just be, like, I really want to touch your tits. And not, I have a scientific research going on here. The main idea is to make woman feel less bad about their bodies. That is, if I like their tits.

[_unhurt_]

EXACTLY. it would be a totally honest - if slightly insanitary - experience!

i might make him take the fingerless gloves off though.

[llassah]

if I want to touch your tits, I will touch them

I will take them from you. But if you're smart, you'll let me

And the fingerless gloves are part of the appeal....

[_unhurt_]

*cackles*

except, of course, this is the kind of thing that makes clueless idiots go, "oh, you don't mind if you can CHOOSE who objectifies you". to which i say: "way to get yet totally miss the fucking point, thicko."

ok. a bath plus dubious joe dick thoughts will definitely cheer me up. then i shall return! with, uh. joe dick and kittens? (i talked about that with c! he would totally accidentally adopt a stray in the pre-HCL days. a skinny, gingery stray kitten with big, blue eyes that ignores him 50% the time and alternates between demands for petting and scratching him for no good reason the rest.

joe calls him billy.)

[hieronymousmosh]

joe calls him billy

I hate you! The idea of such things makes me wibble!

[llassah]

Joe dick and kittens! ♥

and okay, he feels pretty fucking weird calling for Billy to come get some fucking kibble, but the feeling he gets when Billy doesn't come back for the whole night is just the same as before. He gets too darn pleased when he outwits a mangy little kitten, and finds himself playing the same sorts of games as he did with Billy. He ignores him at the same time as twitching a piece of string and it's like Billy's in the room with him, looking at him cautiously, not wanting to be fooled but. Wanting.

Billy sits on his shoulders and only purrs when there's other noise going on. He could probably play a mean E ninth with flattened sixth if he wasn't busy hunting the balls of fluff under Joe's couch.

[_unhurt_]

omg *flaily hurty LOVE*

joeeee!

[zabira]

ILU.

[mrs_laugh_track]

Have I told you recently how much you are my favorite? Because YES. He ignores him at the same time as twitching a piece of string Oh, Joe.