HEY YOU F***ING F***S
WRITE YOUR F***ING HAIKU NOW
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Just so we all know, I made a mistake with the poll parameters. / Early voters' votes were all frickin' visible. Had to close that poll. / If you already voted, please return to vote again! Sorry about that.