Oh, the wondering. Oh, the anticipation. Who's this guy again?
Whoops, I totes forgot that in order to post polls, one must be sponsored! / I, as good lossfound, enjoy my grandfathered free Livejournal account. / So I guess I'll post this week's poll as Syrius. Confusing, I know.
Alright, haiku types. We're now down to five players, so it's dog eat dog.
1:
A major award!
One fishnet-clad glowing leg.
The in-laws loved it.
2:
I got many gifts
I love to unwrap presents
Tear, shred, toss away.
Santa is my friend.
I bribe him with milk and snack,
Watching him unpack.
Gloves and socks I love,
Night clothes, books, candles, food too,
Gifts for me, not you!
It's true I'm spoiled,
But look at how I've toiled.
It's fair, don't you think?
3:
it seems fitting that
ninety percent of my gifts
to other people
were books of some kind
or another and that most
of my haul turned out
to be books or book
vouchers or just cash that I
used to buy more books
pretty good thing that
I like reading or it could
have got quite awkward
4:
We spent too much again,
but it was so fabulous -
Tons of gifts for all!
Nikon camera
(A digital SLR)
for my darling man.
Lots of DVD's
movies and TV series,
and a new game system - Wii!
For me, kitchen loot -
microwave, crockpot, and bowls.
We're deep in the red!
5:
Christmas is over
Empty boxes 'neath the tree
Happy hearts are full
Poll
This week's poll shall end Friday at 6p Eastern. Get yr votes in, dawg.
Now for the twist, friends. My remaining four players will face a challenge. / Those of you who've grown oh-so-bored with five-sev'-five may enjoy what's next. / Cesspool this is not; teens aghast at metaphor: a fox with six tails.
Alright, haiku types. We're now down to five players, so it's dog eat dog.
1:
A major award!
One fishnet-clad glowing leg.
The in-laws loved it.
2:
I got many gifts
I love to unwrap presents
Tear, shred, toss away.
Santa is my friend.
I bribe him with milk and snack,
Watching him unpack.
Gloves and socks I love,
Night clothes, books, candles, food too,
Gifts for me, not you!
It's true I'm spoiled,
But look at how I've toiled.
It's fair, don't you think?
3:
it seems fitting that
ninety percent of my gifts
to other people
were books of some kind
or another and that most
of my haul turned out
to be books or book
vouchers or just cash that I
used to buy more books
pretty good thing that
I like reading or it could
have got quite awkward
4:
We spent too much again,
but it was so fabulous -
Tons of gifts for all!
Nikon camera
(A digital SLR)
for my darling man.
Lots of DVD's
movies and TV series,
and a new game system - Wii!
For me, kitchen loot -
microwave, crockpot, and bowls.
We're deep in the red!
5:
Christmas is over
Empty boxes 'neath the tree
Happy hearts are full
Poll
This week's poll shall end Friday at 6p Eastern. Get yr votes in, dawg.
Now for the twist, friends. My remaining four players will face a challenge. / Those of you who've grown oh-so-bored with five-sev'-five may enjoy what's next. / Cesspool this is not; teens aghast at metaphor: a fox with six tails.